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Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.

Help unperson doubleplusungood crime. Unperson hate BB and party. Miniluv correct unpersons fullwise. Miniluv make unpersons luv BB and Ingsoc. If unpersons hate BB and party after Miniluv correct, unperson become vaporized.

[edit] Unpersons and background

• Emmanuel Goldstein: Eurasian Eastasian Eurasian crimethinker. Unwith Oceania. Unwith BB. Makes rocketbombs, unlife proles, unlife party members, sabotage utilities, attempt unperson BB. Unperson.

• Winston Smith: Doubleplusungood crimethinker. Doubleplusungood sexcrimer. Unwith Oceania. Help unperson Emmanuel Goldstein. Minitrue unworker. Miniluv rectify fullwise. Unperson.

• Oscar Wilde: Doubleplusungood sexcrimer. Unapproved joyhomosex with Emmanuel Goldstein. Will ungoodsex for new party members. Will only sex with prolemen. Unperson.

• Austin Powers: Doubleplusungood sexcrimer. doubleplusjoysex. make party members with unapproved joysex. Send to joycamp. Unperson.

• Michael Moore: Doubleplusungood crimethinker.Unwith BB. Refs proles-unpersons in official docs. Probably joyhomosexcrimer. Hippie bastard.

• Oprah Winfrey: Takes love from BB. Made popular "Dr. Phil". Pseudonym Emmanuel Goldstein. Doubleplusunperson.

• "Dr. Phil": tryhelp party members Miniluv unapproval. Try unmake Miniplenty ration. Refs Oprah Winfrey. New pseudonymn Emmanuel Goldstein. Unperson

• Chuck Norris: DoubleplusRoundhouse Kicks destroy party members. When BB is watching you, Chuck Norris watches BB and BB watches him back. BB totally unafraid of him. Utter Badass

• Paris Hilton: Doubleplusunintelligent. Ungood drug user. Doubleplusungoodcrimesexer. Whore

• You: Doubleplusself-sexcrime more total of Party. Report to Miniluv immediately or be vaporized. Unperson

• Your Mom: Doubleplusungood sexcrimer. More times joysex than Austin Powers, Paris Hilton combined. Joysex many men, women, proles, party members, unpersons, me, Oedipus, among others. Cause of doublepluswidespread AIDS sickness. Total whore.

[edit] See Also

• Crimethink
• Big Brother
• Newspeak

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