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In the [[Jedi|Jedi High Council]], there are twelve members at a time. A minimal amount is ever identified during the [[Star Wars]] movies, therefore leaving the majority unidentified. Sources such as [[Wookiepedia]] and [[comic]] books still now the names of these characters. However, one was to remain unidentified, and that is whom this page is about.
 
 
 
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|homeworld= Earth? [[Neptune]]? Awww, Shit!
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|homeworld= Unknown
 
|dissolve= That big arena battle with the lightsabers
 
|dissolve= That big arena battle with the lightsabers
|species= [[Duck]]? Oh come on! It’s a [[Vurk]], you Dumbass!
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|species= [[Duck]]? No, a [[Vurk]].
|gender= [[Shemale]]
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|gender= Unknown, sir!
 
|hair= None, sir!
 
|hair= None, sir!
 
|eyes= None, sir!
 
|eyes= None, sir!
 
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In the [[Jedi|Jedi High Council]] of the [[Star Wars]] movies, there are twelve members at a time. The movies themselves name three of them. The names of eight others can be gleaned through authoritive sources such as Wookiepedia and [[comic]] books. However, '''one remains unidentified'''.
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==Known facts==
 
==Known facts==
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Not to be confused with the [[Unidentified man in green firing turret]], this creature had the power of the [[Force]], a power given to organisms with high midichlorian counts in their blood. People who have been trying identify him often refer to him as 'Crest' because of the crest on his head. Or the "Dinosaur Man," because of the crest on his head. Oddly, none of them have ever referred to [[User:Matthlock/Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] as "'Fro."
Not to be confused with the [[Unidentified man in green firing turret]], this creature has the power of the [[Force]], a power given to organisms with high midichlorian counts in their blood. People who have been trying to find the identity this character often refer to him as 'crest' because of the crest on his head. Or the "Fucking Dinosaur Man."
 
   
 
==Origins==
 
==Origins==
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As far as researchers and academians with too much time on their hands know, Council member 'Crest' was born on a planet and died on a planet. The planet they most suspect as his birth planet is [[Star Wars|Boz Pity]], which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect Vurk.
As far as the researchers know, Crest was born on a planet and died on a planet, too. The planet they most suspect is either [[Saturn]] or [[Star Wars|Boz Pity]], which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect he/she/it/them/ur mom is either Vurk.
 
   
 
==Jedi life==
 
==Jedi life==
[[image:coleman23.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Coleman Crest enters the Geonosis Arena.]]
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[[image:coleman23.jpg|left|thumb|150px|'Crest' enters the Geonosis Arena.]]
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As for 'Crest's training as a Jedi, it is the same for most Jedis. Training, training, and more training, learning to fight and move objects with his mind and bouncing energy beams off of the nearest skull while blindfolded, and then moving on to being a padawan. In [[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace]], Crest is not on the Jedi council. So someone either died or resigned in the time between that and the next movie. Through investigation, crack researchers have discovered that Jedi Master [[jedi|Yarael Poof]] was the Jedi council member to [[HowTo:Go into the light|meet his fate]]. The historical Star Wars books disclose that Poof was killed when saving [[Coruscant]] from a planet-exploding bomb had been set. 'Crest' then moved onto the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind, as determined by other Jedi minds. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a Jedi master, which means smart you are, and use the force you can. No one, of course, knows his area of expertise. Still we do know that he had to have had a successful Jedi life to become a member of the Jedi Council. Or know somebody.
   
As for his life as a Jedi, it is the same as most other Jedi. Training, training, and more training, and then moving on to being a padawan. In [[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace]], Crest is not on the Jedi council. So, someone either died or resigned in the time between. Through investigation, researchers discovered that Jedi Master [[jedi|Yarael Poof]] was the Jedi council member to meet his fate. From Star Wars books, we discovered that Poof was killed when saving [[Coruscant]] because planet-exploding bomb had been set. So, Crest moved to the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a Jedi master, which means you are smart. No one quite knows his area of expertise. Still, he had a successful Jedi life by becoming a member of the Jedi Council.
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'Crest' only appeared in [[Star Wars|Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]], as he [[Dead Politicians Club|met his fate]] in this Star Wars movie.
   
Crest has only appeared in [[Star Wars|Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]], and that is the only episode he is on the council in. However, despite being a member of the Jedi council, Crest met his fate in the Star Wars movie.
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===One and done===
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[[image:Dookucoleman.jpg|right|thumb|Crest was a Jedi warrior beyond reproach (we think).]]
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'Crest' died in the same movie in which he premiered. His death was in the Geonosis Arena, during the huge battle between the droids and the Jedi, winner take all. His death occurred during an attempt on Dooku's life, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinnacle of 'Crest's' life. As we know from researcher [[George Lucas' Racism|George Lucas]]' fifth full-length documentary, during the battle, 'Crest' jumped up to where [[Count Dooku]] was perched, along with [[Boba Fett|Jango Fett]].
   
===Death===
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With his lightsaber activated, 'Crest' was about to take on Dooku when apparantly the force left him for a bathroom break, and Jango Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts. After being shot, 'Crest' fell crest over heels over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena below, an approximate 53- to 78-foot drop. The last words of Crest weren’t heard by anyone (that we know of). Jango died later, and, almost as if 'Crest' reached beyond the grave, Count Dooku was killed in the next episode.
   
Crest only appeared in one Star Wars episode because he died in the one he premiered in. His death was in the Geonosis Arena, during that huge battle between droids and Jedi. His death was during an attempt on Dooku's life, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinnacle of his life. During the battle, Crest jumped up to where [[Count Dooku]] was perched, along with [[Boba Fett|Jango Fett]].
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Leading Star Wars historians say that if 'Crest' had succeeded in killing Dooku the Clone Wars may have been averted, and millions of lives and zillions of dollars would be saved.
 
[[image:Dookucoleman.jpg|right|thumb|Crest attempts to kill himself.]]
 
 
With his lightsaber activated, he was about to take on Dooku when Jango Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts, leading to his death. After being shot, he fell over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena, an approximate 53.78-foot drop. The last words of Crest weren’t heard by anyone, but they were probably "whatcha talkin' bout Willis?" due to his love and misunderstanding of Bruce Willis. Lucky for him, Jango died later and Count Dooku was also killed in the next episode.
 
 
It is often said that if he had succeeded in killing Dooku the Clone Wars may have been averted.
 
   
 
==Afterwards==
 
==Afterwards==
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Being a deceased member of the Jedi Council, a bust of his head was likely made and placed in the [[Jedi|Jedi Archives]] to forever be remembered. Sadly, the bust was never found, or we probably would know his name, and a little bit about him.
   
Being a deceased member of the Jedi council, a bust of his head was made and placed in the [[Jedi|Jedi Archives]] to forever be remembered. Sadly, the bust did not give his name and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.
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'Crest's' spot on the Jedi Council was taken by [[jedi|Kit Fisto]], also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.
 
Crest's spot on the Jedi council was replaced by [[jedi|Kit Fisto]], also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.
 
   
 
==Known members of the Jedi Council during the time Crest sat in the room==
 
==Known members of the Jedi Council during the time Crest sat in the room==
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Here are the known members of the Jedi Council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:
Here are the known members of the Jedi council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:
 
 
   
 
*[[Mace Windu]]
 
*[[Mace Windu]]
 
*[[Yoda]]
 
*[[Yoda]]
 
*[[Obi-Wan Kenobi]]
 
*[[Obi-Wan Kenobi]]
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May he rest in pieces, and may the force be with them.
   
 
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Unknown Jedi Council Member
Biographical information
Homeworld

Unknown

Date of dissolution

That big arena battle with the lightsabers

Physical description
Species

Duck? No, a Vurk.

Gender

Unknown, sir!

Hair color

None, sir!

Eye color

None, sir!

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

None, sir!

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In the Jedi High Council of the Star Wars movies, there are twelve members at a time. The movies themselves name three of them. The names of eight others can be gleaned through authoritive sources such as Wookiepedia and comic books. However, one remains unidentified.

edit Known facts

Not to be confused with the Unidentified man in green firing turret, this creature had the power of the Force, a power given to organisms with high midichlorian counts in their blood. People who have been trying identify him often refer to him as 'Crest' because of the crest on his head. Or the "Dinosaur Man," because of the crest on his head. Oddly, none of them have ever referred to Lando Calrissian as "'Fro."

edit Origins

As far as researchers and academians with too much time on their hands know, Council member 'Crest' was born on a planet and died on a planet. The planet they most suspect as his birth planet is Boz Pity, which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect Vurk.

edit Jedi life

Coleman23

'Crest' enters the Geonosis Arena.

As for 'Crest's training as a Jedi, it is the same for most Jedis. Training, training, and more training, learning to fight and move objects with his mind and bouncing energy beams off of the nearest skull while blindfolded, and then moving on to being a padawan. In Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Crest is not on the Jedi council. So someone either died or resigned in the time between that and the next movie. Through investigation, crack researchers have discovered that Jedi Master Yarael Poof was the Jedi council member to meet his fate. The historical Star Wars books disclose that Poof was killed when saving Coruscant from a planet-exploding bomb had been set. 'Crest' then moved onto the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind, as determined by other Jedi minds. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a Jedi master, which means smart you are, and use the force you can. No one, of course, knows his area of expertise. Still we do know that he had to have had a successful Jedi life to become a member of the Jedi Council. Or know somebody.

'Crest' only appeared in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as he met his fate in this Star Wars movie.

edit One and done

Dookucoleman

Crest was a Jedi warrior beyond reproach (we think).

'Crest' died in the same movie in which he premiered. His death was in the Geonosis Arena, during the huge battle between the droids and the Jedi, winner take all. His death occurred during an attempt on Dooku's life, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinnacle of 'Crest's' life. As we know from researcher George Lucas' fifth full-length documentary, during the battle, 'Crest' jumped up to where Count Dooku was perched, along with Jango Fett.

With his lightsaber activated, 'Crest' was about to take on Dooku when apparantly the force left him for a bathroom break, and Jango Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts. After being shot, 'Crest' fell crest over heels over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena below, an approximate 53- to 78-foot drop. The last words of Crest weren’t heard by anyone (that we know of). Jango died later, and, almost as if 'Crest' reached beyond the grave, Count Dooku was killed in the next episode.

Leading Star Wars historians say that if 'Crest' had succeeded in killing Dooku the Clone Wars may have been averted, and millions of lives and zillions of dollars would be saved.

edit Afterwards

Being a deceased member of the Jedi Council, a bust of his head was likely made and placed in the Jedi Archives to forever be remembered. Sadly, the bust was never found, or we probably would know his name, and a little bit about him.

'Crest's' spot on the Jedi Council was taken by Kit Fisto, also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.

edit Known members of the Jedi Council during the time Crest sat in the room

Here are the known members of the Jedi Council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:

May he rest in pieces, and may the force be with them.

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