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[[Image:coleman23.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Man, myth, legend...the Hero with No Name.]]
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In the [[Jedi|Jedi High Council]], there are twelve members at a time, a majority of which are never identified during the three ''[[Star Wars]]'' prequel films. Sources such as [[Nerd|Wookieepedia]], books, [[comic]] books, video games, trading cards, toothbrushes, and cereal boxes reveal the names of these characters.
   
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However, '''one male Jedi Council member''' was to remain '''unidentified''', and that is whom this page is about. Some fans have given him the nickname '''"Crest"''', due to his crest-shaped head, but EU sources assure fans this is not his name, though they don't tell us what his name actually is.
   
In the [[Jedi|Jedi High Council]], there are twelve members at a time. A minimal amount is ever identified during the [[Star Wars]] movies, therefore leaving the majority unidentified. Sources such as [[Wookiepedia]] and [[comic]] books still now the names of these characters. However, one was to remain unidentified, and that is whom this page is about.
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==Biography==
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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">For those interested in the full story, the [[Scientists|self-proclaimed experts]] at Wookieepedia think they have an article about '''''<noinclude>[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Coleman_Trebor Unidentified Jedi Council member]</noinclude>'''''.</div></div>
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===Early life===
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Unidentified Jedi Council member was born '''Unidentified alien baby''' in an undetermined BBY year<ref>Time in the [[Star Wars]] universe is reckoned using as a basis the exact moment in ''[[Star Wars|A New Hope]]'' when the [[Stormtrooper]] entering the control room on the [[Death Star]] bangs his head on the door and yells. Using this system, events occurring before this moment are designated ''BBY'' (before bang/yell), and events after ''ABY''.</ref> a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. His homeworld was most likely Tatooine or [[Star Wars|Boz Pity]], or maybe [[Saturn]].<ref>''The Essential Atlas''</ref> As for species, him being a Vurk is a likely candidate.<ref>''The Essential Guide to Alien Species''</ref>
   
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===Unidentified Jedi Council member, Be a Jedi Tonight===
|name= Unknown Jedi Council Member
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As a Jedi, Unidentified Jedi Council member did ''not'' start off as a Jedi Council member. He started off as a Padawan, then through a process of training, training, more training, and being mindful of the living Force, ascended to the rank of Jedi Knight, followed by Jedi Master, and finally Jedi Master with a seat on the Jedi Council.
|image= [[image:JediCouncil3.jpg|300px]]
 
|homeworld= Earth? [[Neptune]]? Awww, Shit!
 
|dissolve= That big arena battle with the lightsabers
 
|species= [[Duck]]? Oh come on! It’s a [[Vurk]], you Dumbass!
 
|gender= [[Shemale]]
 
|hair= None, sir!
 
|eyes= None, sir!
 
|era= None, sir!
 
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==Known facts==
 
   
Not to be confused with the [[Unidentified man in green firing turret]], this creature has the power of the [[Force]], a power given to organisms with high midichlorian counts in their blood. People who have been trying to find the identity this character often refer to him as 'crest' because of the crest on his head. Or the "Fucking Dinosaur Man."
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In [[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|22 BBY]] (13:5:16), Unidentified Jedi Council member was seen as a unidentified member of the Jedi Council, seated in a very comfortable chair.<ref name="AotC">''[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]]''</ref> But by [[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|19 BBY]] (16:5:20), he was no longer there.<ref name="RotS">''[[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]]''</ref> So, either he died or resigned in-between those three years.
   
==Origins==
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For a certain period of time, Unidentified Jedi Council member's fate was unknown, with first-hand accounts only saying he "fought at the Battle of Geonosis".<ref>''The New Essential Chronology''</ref> This was due to change, however.<ref>''The All-New Essential Chronology Special Edition'', edited by [[George Lucas]]</ref>
 
As far as the researchers know, Crest was born on a planet and died on a planet, too. The planet they most suspect is either [[Saturn]] or [[Star Wars|Boz Pity]], which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect he/she/it/them/ur mom is either Vurk.
 
 
==Jedi life==
 
[[image:coleman23.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Coleman Crest enters the Geonosis Arena.]]
 
 
As for his life as a Jedi, it is the same as most other Jedi. Training, training, and more training, and then moving on to being a padawan. In [[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace]], Crest is not on the Jedi council. So, someone either died or resigned in the time between. Through investigation, researchers discovered that Jedi Master [[jedi|Yarael Poof]] was the Jedi council member to meet his fate. From Star Wars books, we discovered that Poof was killed when saving [[Coruscant]] because planet-exploding bomb had been set. So, Crest moved to the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a Jedi master, which means you are smart. No one quite knows his area of expertise. Still, he had a successful Jedi life by becoming a member of the Jedi Council.
 
 
Crest has only appeared in [[Star Wars|Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]], and that is the only episode he is on the council in. However, despite being a member of the Jedi council, Crest met his fate in the Star Wars movie.
 
   
 
===Death===
 
===Death===
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[[image:Dookucoleman.jpg|thumb|left|220px|Unidentified Jedi Council member confronts Dooku.]]
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As revealed later on,<ref>''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' (2008) – "The Wacky Geonosis Adventure"</ref> Unidentified Jedi Council member was killed in the Geonosis Arena during the First Battle of Geonosis. His death came during an attempt on [[Count Dooku]]'s life; a fatal mishap during what could've been a pivotal moment in his life. During the battle, he jumped up to where [[Count Dooku]] was perched, along with [[Boba Fett|Jango Fett]].<ref name="AotC Special">''Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones – Sooper Cool Platinum Special Edition''</ref>
   
Crest only appeared in one Star Wars episode because he died in the one he premiered in. His death was in the Geonosis Arena, during that huge battle between droids and Jedi. His death was during an attempt on Dooku's life, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinnacle of his life. During the battle, Crest jumped up to where [[Count Dooku]] was perched, along with [[Boba Fett|Jango Fett]].
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With his lightsaber activated, Unidentified Jedi Council member was about to take on Dooku, when Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts. After being shot, he fell off the edge of the platform to the ground, an approximate 53.78 ft. drop. The last words of Unidentified Jedi Council member weren't heard by anyone, but it is likely that they were very gruffly-delivered.<ref name="AotC Special"/>
   
[[image:Dookucoleman.jpg|right|thumb|Crest attempts to kill himself.]]
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Luckily for Unidentified Jedi Council member, Jango later got his head chopped off and Count Dooku was killed in [[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|19 BBY]].<ref name="AotC"/> It is possible that this was an act of comeuppance on the Force's part.<ref>''The Force for Dummies''</ref>
   
With his lightsaber activated, he was about to take on Dooku when Jango Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts, leading to his death. After being shot, he fell over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena, an approximate 53.78-foot drop. The last words of Crest weren’t heard by anyone, but they were probably "whatcha talkin' bout Willis?" due to his love and misunderstanding of Bruce Willis. Lucky for him, Jango died later and Count Dooku was also killed in the next episode.
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===Legacy===
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Being a deceased member of the Jedi Council, a bust of Unidentified Jedi Council member's head was made and placed in the [[Jedi|Jedi Archives]] to be preserved for future generations. Sadly, the bust did not give his name and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.<ref name="Obsession">''Star Wars: Obsession'' – Issue #3: "Fisto's Disco"</ref>
   
It is often said that if he had succeeded in killing Dooku the Clone Wars may have been averted.
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Unidentified Jedi Council member's spot on the Jedi Council was filled by [[jedi|Kit Fisto]], a much cooler and more well-known Jedi Master.<ref name="Obsession"/> It is often said that if Unidentified Jedi Council member had succeeded in killing Dooku right then and there, the Clone Wars could have been averted.<ref name="Philosophy">''Jedi Reading Digest: Were the Clone Really Necessary?''</ref>
   
==Afterwards==
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==Personality and traits==
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Not to be confused with the [[Unidentified man in green firing turret]], this creature known as Unidentified Jedi Council member had the power of the [[Force]], a power given to organisms with high midi-chlorian counts in their blood.<ref>Some fans dispute this, arguing: "Midi-chlorians are from the prequels, which were made after George Lucas lost his fucking mind. This guy has the Force because he's cool, not because of some stupid midi-chlorians."</ref> He fought with a [[lightsaber]], a glowing stick of energy that comes in any color you'd like, in this case being [[green]].<ref name="AotC Special"/>
   
Being a deceased member of the Jedi council, a bust of his head was made and placed in the [[Jedi|Jedi Archives]] to forever be remembered. Sadly, the bust did not give his name and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.
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It is not known whether Unidentified Jedi Council member was particularly skilled in the ways of the Force, considering he got shot very quickly by Jango Fett and was unable to deflect his blaster shots.<ref name="AotC Special"/> Some speculate that he was merely ''playing'' dumb, so he could die, become a Force Ghost, and haunt Count Dooku in his sleep.<ref>''HoloNet News #1138: 10-year-old pilot of Millennium Falcon claims: "Jedi are stupid."''</ref>
   
Crest's spot on the Jedi council was replaced by [[jedi|Kit Fisto]], also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.
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==Behind the scenes==
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[[Image:JediCouncil3.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Unidentified Jedi Council member's first appearance in ''Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones''.]]
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Unidentified Jedi Council member first appeared in the film ''[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]]'', released on May 16, 2002. The scene of him being shot by Dooku was cut by Lucas for "personal reasons". A DVD titled ''Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones – Sooper Cool Platinum Special Edition'' was released by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment on November 12, 2002. It restored his death scene, and also changed his eye color from black to blue.
   
==Known members of the Jedi Council during the time Crest sat in the room==
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Since making his debut to the world, fans have attempted to uncover the identity of Unidentified Jedi Council member. They have given him the nickname "Crest" because of the crest on his head, although "Dinosaur Man" and "Ugly" have also be used. According to Lucas on the DVD commentary for ''Attack of the Clones'', his name is not "Crest", and he hasn't given him an actual name, because he doesn't give a shit about the EU. He's just an alien Jedi, nothing more, nothing less.<ref>Lucas, George (2002). Commentary for ''Star Wars Episode II: Jar Jar's Big Adventure'' [DVD]. 20th Century Fox.</ref>
   
Here are the known members of the Jedi council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:
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==Appearances==
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* ''[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]]'' {{small|(First appearance)}}
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* ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' – "The Wacky Geonosis Adventure" {{small|(Flashback only)}}
   
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==See also==
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* [[Mace Windu]] – A Motherfucking Jedi Master who sat on the Jedi Council at the same time Unidentified Jedi Council member was in the Council. English mothefucker, I don't think his species spoke it.
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* [[Yoda]] – A Jedi Master on the Jedi Council, Yoda was. Sat on the Council at the same time Unidentified Jedi Council member was in the Council, Yoda did. Before the Dark Times, before the Empire. Yearn for those times, Yoda does.
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* [[Obi-Wan Kenobi]] – A barmy British Jedi Master who sat on Her Majesty's Jedi Council at the same time that bloomin' pointy-headed bloke laid his bum on a Council seat.
   
*[[Mace Windu]]
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==Notes and references==
*[[Yoda]]
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*[[Obi-Wan Kenobi]]
 
   
 
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Man, myth, legend...the Hero with No Name.

In the Jedi High Council, there are twelve members at a time, a majority of which are never identified during the three Star Wars prequel films. Sources such as Wookieepedia, books, comic books, video games, trading cards, toothbrushes, and cereal boxes reveal the names of these characters.

However, one male Jedi Council member was to remain unidentified, and that is whom this page is about. Some fans have given him the nickname "Crest", due to his crest-shaped head, but EU sources assure fans this is not his name, though they don't tell us what his name actually is.

edit Biography

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edit Early life

Unidentified Jedi Council member was born Unidentified alien baby in an undetermined BBY year[1] a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. His homeworld was most likely Tatooine or Boz Pity, or maybe Saturn.[2] As for species, him being a Vurk is a likely candidate.[3]

edit Unidentified Jedi Council member, Be a Jedi Tonight

As a Jedi, Unidentified Jedi Council member did not start off as a Jedi Council member. He started off as a Padawan, then through a process of training, training, more training, and being mindful of the living Force, ascended to the rank of Jedi Knight, followed by Jedi Master, and finally Jedi Master with a seat on the Jedi Council.

In 22 BBY (13:5:16), Unidentified Jedi Council member was seen as a unidentified member of the Jedi Council, seated in a very comfortable chair.[4] But by 19 BBY (16:5:20), he was no longer there.[5] So, either he died or resigned in-between those three years.

For a certain period of time, Unidentified Jedi Council member's fate was unknown, with first-hand accounts only saying he "fought at the Battle of Geonosis".[6] This was due to change, however.[7]

edit Death

Dookucoleman

Unidentified Jedi Council member confronts Dooku.

As revealed later on,[8] Unidentified Jedi Council member was killed in the Geonosis Arena during the First Battle of Geonosis. His death came during an attempt on Count Dooku's life; a fatal mishap during what could've been a pivotal moment in his life. During the battle, he jumped up to where Count Dooku was perched, along with Jango Fett.[9]

With his lightsaber activated, Unidentified Jedi Council member was about to take on Dooku, when Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts. After being shot, he fell off the edge of the platform to the ground, an approximate 53.78 ft. drop. The last words of Unidentified Jedi Council member weren't heard by anyone, but it is likely that they were very gruffly-delivered.[9]

Luckily for Unidentified Jedi Council member, Jango later got his head chopped off and Count Dooku was killed in 19 BBY.[4] It is possible that this was an act of comeuppance on the Force's part.[10]

edit Legacy

Being a deceased member of the Jedi Council, a bust of Unidentified Jedi Council member's head was made and placed in the Jedi Archives to be preserved for future generations. Sadly, the bust did not give his name and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.[11]

Unidentified Jedi Council member's spot on the Jedi Council was filled by Kit Fisto, a much cooler and more well-known Jedi Master.[11] It is often said that if Unidentified Jedi Council member had succeeded in killing Dooku right then and there, the Clone Wars could have been averted.[12]

edit Personality and traits

Not to be confused with the Unidentified man in green firing turret, this creature known as Unidentified Jedi Council member had the power of the Force, a power given to organisms with high midi-chlorian counts in their blood.[13] He fought with a lightsaber, a glowing stick of energy that comes in any color you'd like, in this case being green.[9]

It is not known whether Unidentified Jedi Council member was particularly skilled in the ways of the Force, considering he got shot very quickly by Jango Fett and was unable to deflect his blaster shots.[9] Some speculate that he was merely playing dumb, so he could die, become a Force Ghost, and haunt Count Dooku in his sleep.[14]

edit Behind the scenes

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Unidentified Jedi Council member's first appearance in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

Unidentified Jedi Council member first appeared in the film Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, released on May 16, 2002. The scene of him being shot by Dooku was cut by Lucas for "personal reasons". A DVD titled Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones – Sooper Cool Platinum Special Edition was released by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment on November 12, 2002. It restored his death scene, and also changed his eye color from black to blue.

Since making his debut to the world, fans have attempted to uncover the identity of Unidentified Jedi Council member. They have given him the nickname "Crest" because of the crest on his head, although "Dinosaur Man" and "Ugly" have also be used. According to Lucas on the DVD commentary for Attack of the Clones, his name is not "Crest", and he hasn't given him an actual name, because he doesn't give a shit about the EU. He's just an alien Jedi, nothing more, nothing less.[15]

edit Appearances

edit See also

  • Mace Windu – A Motherfucking Jedi Master who sat on the Jedi Council at the same time Unidentified Jedi Council member was in the Council. English mothefucker, I don't think his species spoke it.
  • Yoda – A Jedi Master on the Jedi Council, Yoda was. Sat on the Council at the same time Unidentified Jedi Council member was in the Council, Yoda did. Before the Dark Times, before the Empire. Yearn for those times, Yoda does.
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi – A barmy British Jedi Master who sat on Her Majesty's Jedi Council at the same time that bloomin' pointy-headed bloke laid his bum on a Council seat.

edit Notes and references

  1. Time in the Star Wars universe is reckoned using as a basis the exact moment in A New Hope when the Stormtrooper entering the control room on the Death Star bangs his head on the door and yells. Using this system, events occurring before this moment are designated BBY (before bang/yell), and events after ABY.
  2. The Essential Atlas
  3. The Essential Guide to Alien Species
  4. 4.0 4.1 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  5. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  6. The New Essential Chronology
  7. The All-New Essential Chronology Special Edition, edited by George Lucas
  8. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) – "The Wacky Geonosis Adventure"
  9. 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones – Sooper Cool Platinum Special Edition
  10. The Force for Dummies
  11. 11.0 11.1 Star Wars: Obsession – Issue #3: "Fisto's Disco"
  12. Jedi Reading Digest: Were the Clone Really Necessary?
  13. Some fans dispute this, arguing: "Midi-chlorians are from the prequels, which were made after George Lucas lost his fucking mind. This guy has the Force because he's cool, not because of some stupid midi-chlorians."
  14. HoloNet News #1138: 10-year-old pilot of Millennium Falcon claims: "Jedi are stupid."
  15. Lucas, George (2002). Commentary for Star Wars Episode II: Jar Jar's Big Adventure [DVD]. 20th Century Fox.
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