Unknown Artist

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Unknown Artist (born June 13th, 1492), is an artist formerly of the group ?. He began his successful solo career in 1990, after acquiring a deal with Windoze Media Player. He was also involved in the huffing incident which occurred in Silicon Valley in 1951, but he got away, blaming This Guy for the incident. He is world-famous for playing in Winamp.

He briefly used a pseudonym, "The Artist Formerly Known As The Unknown Artist"

He had two hit-singles, "Track 5" and "Track 11", both ripped from his award-winning album "Unknown Album".

[edit] Career

Unknown Artist played in many bands, choirs, orchestras as well as duets and solo performances. He was first introduced worldwide through popular interactive show called 'Audiograbber'. The audience immediately recognized the talent and his popularity grown instantly. Soon afterwards, many renowned artists started to steal his masterpieces, including whole albums and compilations. This lead to Unknown Artist's response by making a deal with the popular chain of grocery stores 'Napster'. Since then, he/she/it expanded his/her's/it's work by making contracts with some of the famous record companies such as E-mule & E donkey (famous for gypsies approach to classical themes), Limewire (an alcoholic beverage), Morpheus (Who gave Kung Fu lessons to all employees) and alike. Today, he is known all over the World by his famous tracks, Track 1, Track 2, Track 3, Track 4, Track 5, Track 6, Track 7, Track 8, Track 9, Track 10, etc.

[edit] Facts and Trivia

• In Soviet Russia, Unknown Artist listens to YOU!!!
• Unknown Artist can be found on Your computer, too...
• Unknown Artist once did a duet with Elton John.
• Unknown Artist can play many instruments at once, and he can sing in different voices whom may vary form child of eight to the elderly woman. Unknown Artist can also make the sounds of many different types of animals, such as a howler monkey during mating season, and an ant.
• Unknown Artist is in your Last.fm profile, messing up your charts.
• Unknown artists popularity is still increasing and has been since 2001.

[edit] Discography

• Unknown Album (1997)
  • Track 1
  • Track 2
  • Track 3
  • Track 4
  • Track 5
  • Track 1 (Remix)
  • Track 11
  • Track 11
  • Track 11
  • Track 11
  • Track 13
  • Track 42

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