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Planet Earth as one country with 308 states known as USE or United States of Earth

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In the early 21st century, steps were taken by the Illuminati, fronted by the FED, which eventually brought into place our current "one world government." Although this was eons in the process of being achieved, yet the first step, post 9/11, was the creation of the EU (European Union) and the NAU (North American Union - an amalgamation of Canada, the USA, and Mexico), which then joined North and South America, thus creating the All American Union (AAU), with an economy based on the Amero as the new currency. This was followed by the AAU joining with the European Union (EU) and the Asian Union (AU), who combined the Amero, the Euro and the Asio, which they joined into a single world currency called, by chance, the "Amero."

They jointly divided the World into 6 economic zones, viz., Porno, Petroleum, Drugs, Water, Food & Weapons. This was the plan controlled by the enlightened-ones through the medium of Alchemy: mysteriously transforming paper into 'fool's gold'. As described before, gradually all the world's countries became states which were then combined for total one-world government or the New World Order. In the natural course of man-made events, the entire planet had become one big round globe-shaped country; the UN, now infused with real power, became the central government, and all old Countries, large and small, became states in the United States of Earth. The leader of each country-state duly elected by the people as hand-picked by Illuminati - through manipulation of the media - to represent each state in the USE world central government. The two hundred fifty two countries and territories of the world (including the Moon state) joined as states along with the fifty six states and territories of America, bringing the total number of states in the USE to three hundred eight states in the world union.

USE States

Original States and Territory States

  1. Alabama
  2. Alaska
  3. American Samoa
  4. Arizona
  5. Arkansas
  6. California
  7. Colorado
  8. Connecticut
  9. Delaware
  10. District of Columbia
  11. Florida
  12. Georgia
  13. Guam
  14. Hawaii
  15. Idaho
  16. Illinois
  17. Indiana
  18. Iowa
  19. Kansas
  20. Kentucky
  21. Louisiana
  22. Maine
  23. Maryland
  24. Massachusetts
  25. Michigan
  26. Minnesota
  27. Mississippi
  28. Missouri
  29. Montana
  30. Nebraska
  31. Nevada
  32. New Hampshire
  33. New Jersey
  34. New Mexico
  35. New York
  36. North Carolina
  37. North Dakota
  38. Northern Marianas Islands
  39. Ohio
  40. Oklahoma
  41. Oregon
  42. Pennsylvania
  43. Puerto Rico
  44. Rhode Island
  45. South Carolina
  46. South Dakota
  47. Tennessee
  48. Texas
  49. Utah
  50. Vermont
  51. Virginia
  52. Virgin Islands
  53. Washington
  54. West Virginia
  55. Wisconsin
  56. Wyoming
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Map of the USE

Later States and Territory States (including the Moon)

  1. Afghanistan
  2. Akrotiri
  3. Albania
  4. Algeria
  5. Andorra
  6. Angola
  7. Anguilla
  8. Antarctica
  9. Antigua and Barbuda
  10. Argentina
  11. Armenia
  12. Aruba
  13. Ashmore and Cartier Islands
  14. Australia
  15. Austria
  16. Azerbaijan
  17. Bahamas, The
  18. Bahrain
  19. Bangladesh
  20. Barbados
  21. Bassas da India
  22. Belarus
  23. Belgium
  24. Belize
  25. Benin
  26. Bermuda
  27. Bhutan
  28. Bolivia
  29. Bosnia and Herzegovina
  30. Botswana
  31. Bouvet Island
  32. Brazil
  33. British Indian Ocean Territory
  34. British Virgin Islands
  35. Brunei
  36. Bulgaria
  37. Burkina Faso
  38. Burma
  39. Burundi
  40. Cambodia
  41. Cameroon
  42. Canada
  43. Cape Verde
  44. Cayman Islands
  45. Central African Republic
  46. Chad
  47. Chile (State in Memorial)
  48. China
  49. Christmas Island
  50. Clipperton Island
  51. Cocos (Keeling) Islands
  52. Colombia
  53. Comoros
  54. Congo, Democratic Republic of the
  55. Congo, Republic of the
  56. Cook Islands
  57. Coral Sea Islands
  58. Costa Rica
  59. Cote d'Ivoire
  60. Croatia
  61. Cuba
  62. Cyprus
  63. Czech Republic
  64. Denmark
  65. Dhekelia
  66. Djibouti
  67. Dominica
  68. Dominican Republic
  69. Ecuador
  70. Egypt
  71. El Salvador
  72. Equatorial Guinea
  73. Eritrea
  74. Estonia
  75. Ethiopia
  76. Europa Island
  77. Falkland Islands
  78. Faroe Islands
  79. Fiji
  80. Finland
  81. France
  82. French Guiana
  83. French Polynesia
  84. French Southern and Antarctic Lands
  85. Gabon
  86. Gambia, The
  87. Gaza Strip
  88. Georgia
  89. Germany
  90. Ghana
  91. Gibraltar
  92. Glorioso Islands
  93. Greece
  94. Greenland
  95. Grenada
  96. Guadeloupe
  97. Guatemala
  98. Guernsey
  99. Guinea
  100. Guinea-Bissau
  101. Guyana
  102. Haiti (State in Memorial)
  103. Heard Island (McDonald’s Island)
  104. Holy See (Vatican City)
  105. Honduras
  106. Hong Kong
  107. Hungary
  108. Iceland
  109. India
  110. Indonesia
  111. Iran (State in Memorial)
  112. Iraq
  113. Ireland
  114. Isle of Man
  115. Israel
  116. Italy
  117. Jamaica
  118. Jan Mayen
  119. Japan
  120. Jersey
  121. Jordan
  122. Juan de Nova Island
  123. Kazakhstan
  124. Kenya
  125. Kiribati
  126. Korea, North (State in Memorial)
  127. Korea, South
  128. Kuwait
  129. Kyrgyzstan
  130. Laos
  131. Latvia
  132. Lebanon
  133. Lesotho
  134. Liberia
  135. Libya
  136. Liechtenstein
  137. Lithuania
  138. Luxembourg
  139. Macau
  140. Macedonia
  141. Madagascar
  142. Malawi
  143. Malaysia
  144. Maldives
  145. Mali
  146. Malta
  147. Marshall Islands
  148. Martinique
  149. Mauritania
  150. Mauritius
  151. Mayotte
  152. Mexico
  153. Micronesia
  154. Moldova
  155. Monaco
  156. Mongolia
  157. Montserrat
  158. Moon
  159. Morocco
  160. Mozambique
  161. Namibia
  162. Nauru
  163. Navassa Island
  164. Nepal
  165. Netherlands
  166. Netherlands Antilles
  167. New Caledonia
  168. New Zealand
  169. Nicaragua
  170. Niger
  171. Nigeria
  172. Niue
  173. Norfolk Island
  174. Norway
  175. Oman
  176. Pakistan
  177. Palau
  178. Panama
  179. Papua New Guinea
  180. Paracel Islands
  181. Paraguay
  182. Peru
  183. Philippines
  184. Pitcairn Islands
  185. Poland
  186. Portugal
  187. Qatar
  188. Reunion
  189. Romania
  190. Russia
  191. Rwanda
  192. Saint Helena
  193. Saint Kitts and Nevis
  194. Saint Lucia
  195. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
  196. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
  197. Samoa
  198. San Marino
  199. Sao Tome and Principe
  200. Saudi Arabia
  201. Senegal
  202. Serbia and Montenegro
  203. Seychelles
  204. Sierra Leone
  205. Singapore
  206. Slovakia
  207. Slovenia
  208. Solomon Islands
  209. Somalia
  210. South Africa
  211. South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
  212. Spain
  213. Spratly Islands
  214. Sri Lanka
  215. Sudan
  216. Suriname
  217. Svalbard
  218. Swaziland
  219. Sweden
  220. Switzerland
  221. Syria
  222. Taiwan
  223. Tajikistan
  224. Tanzania
  225. Thailand
  226. Timor-Leste
  227. Togo
  228. Tokelau
  229. Tonga
  230. Trinidad and Tobago
  231. Tromelin Island
  232. Tunisia
  233. Turkey
  234. Turkmenistan
  235. Turks and Caicos Islands
  236. Tuvalu
  237. Uganda
  238. Ukraine
  239. United Arab Emirates
  240. United Kingdom
  241. Uruguay
  242. Uzbekistan
  243. Vanuatu
  244. Venezuela
  245. Vietnam
  246. Wake Island
  247. Wallis and Futuna
  248. West Bank
  249. Western Sahara
  250. Yemen
  251. Zambia
  252. Zimbabwe

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