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This is a complete list of United States Presidents. It you wish to edit the list, please use a time machine and alter history. (Remember to file an application before the Department of Chronological Security before engaging in historical revisionism.)


  1. George Washington (1789-1797)
  2. John Adams (1797-1801)
  3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
  4. James Madison (1809-1817)
  5. James Monroe (1817-1825)
  6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
  7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1937)
  8. Martin Van Buren (1837-1941)
  9. William Henry Harrison (1841)
  10. John Tyler (1841-1845)
  11. James Knox Polk (1845-1849)
  12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
  13. Millard Fillmore (1850-1853)
  14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
  15. James Buchanan (1857-1861)
  16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)
  17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
  18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
  19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
  20. James Abram Garfield (1981)
  21. Chester Alan Arthur(1881-1885)
  22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889)
  23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
  24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)
  25. William McKinley (1897-1901)
  26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1913)
  27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
  28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
  29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
  30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
  31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
  32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933-1945)
  33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
  34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
  35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
  36. Lyndon Baines Johnson (1963-1969)
  37. Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974)
  38. Gerald Ford (1974-1977)
  39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
  40. Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)
  41. George H. W. Bush {1989-1993)
  42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001)
  43. George W. Bush (2001-2009)
  44. Dick Cheney (2009)
  45. Saddam Hussein (2009-2356)
  46. Ashlee Simpson (2357-2358)
  47. Emmanuel Lewis (2359-2376)
  48. Calvin Klein (2377-3913)
  49. Jerry Seinfeld (3913-3999)
  50. Oprah Harpo 5932 (4000-4267)
  51. Bill Clinton 2 (4268-4276)
  52. Zsa Zsa Gabor (4277)
  53. Madonna (4277-4278)
  54. Me (4278-63AM [After Me])
  55. Your mom (63AM-A Gazillion)
  56. Jesus H. Christ (A Gazillion-78AJ (After Jesus))
  57. Teeth (Don't ask.)
  58. Bob (After Teeth was attacked by a bunch of toaster ovens)

*Note: There was no president elected in 846.

Disambiguation

The Presidents of the United States of America are a rap group known for such chart-topping hits as I've Got a Fang and Lump (also known as the Breast Cancer Awareness Song).

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