United States Presidents

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~ Karl Rove on United States Presidents

This is a complete list of United States Presidents. It you wish to edit the list, please use a time machine and alter history. (Remember to file an application before the Department of Chronological Security before engaging in historical revisionism.)

1. George Washington (1789-1797)
2. John Adams (1797-1801)
3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
4. James Madison (1809-1817)
5. James Monroe (1817-1825)
6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1937)
8. Martin Van Buren (1837-1941)
9. William Henry Harrison (1841)
10. John Tyler (1841-1845)
11. James Knox Polk (1845-1849)
12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
13. Millard Fillmore (1850-1853)
14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
15. James Buchanan (1857-1861)
16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)
17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
20. James Abram Garfield (1981)
21. Chester Alan Arthur(1881-1885)
22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889)
23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)
25. William McKinley (1897-1901)
26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1913)
27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933-1945)
33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
36. Lyndon Baines Johnson (1963-1969)
37. Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974)
38. Gerald Ford (1974-1977)
39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
40. Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)
41. George H. W. Bush {1989-1993)
42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001)
43. George W. Bush (2001-2009)
44. Dick Cheney (2009)
45. Saddam Hussein (2009-2356)
46. Ashlee Simpson (2357-2358)
47. Emmanuel Lewis (2359-2376)
48. Calvin Klein (2377-3913)
49. Jerry Seinfeld (3913-3999)
50. Oprah Harpo 5932 (4000-4267)
51. Bill Clinton 2 (4268-4276)
52. Zsa Zsa Gabor (4277)
53. Madonna (4277-4278)
54. Me (4278-63AM [After Me])
55. Your mom (63AM-A Gazillion)
56. Jesus H. Christ (A Gazillion-78AJ (After Jesus))
57. Teeth (Don't ask.)
58. Bob (After Teeth was attacked by a bunch of toaster ovens)

*Note: There was no president elected in 846.

Disambiguation

The Presidents of the United States of America are a rap group known for such chart-topping hits as I've Got a Fang and Lump (also known as the Breast Cancer Awareness Song).

See Also

• United States Vice Presidents
• United Spades Presidents

Presidents of the United States of America