Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)

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Hi, I'm Vince, and I'm here to introduce

you to the ShamWow!®!


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ShamWow!® is guaranteed to knock your

socks off! It's like fucking magic!


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If you spill a bottle of cola on the carpet,

ShamWow!® will suck it right the fuck out!


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Holy fuck! Look at ShamWow!® soak that shit up!


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Just when it looks like ShamWow!® can't hold

any more, it sucks up another fucking assload!


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What the fuck?! My arm is totally fucking dry!


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ShamWow!® is made in Germany

so you know it was a nazi experiment!


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Anyone who thinks ShamWow!® isn't

awesome is fucked in the head!


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Don't be a dickwad! Order your ShamWow!® today!

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