Unfomercials:Progressive Insurance - Bike insurance

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Proginsu1
Welcome to Progressive.com, you must be looking for gay insurance!


Proginsu3
No...


Proginsu4
I need bike insurance for my MANLY bike.


Proginsu5
Oh! I knew that! Heh...


Proginsu2
Well, we've got all the bike and gay insurance you need!


Proginsu6
This one is a special-- you get a free dildo if you go six months without an accident!


Proginsu7
Careful, It used to be mine!


Proginsu8
So... um... free dildo after six months?


Proginsu9
Yep! It's a nice one, too. I've squirted on it a lot over the years.


Proginsu12
Just the right size, and...


Proginsu10
Um...


Proginsu11
I have herpes.


Proginsu13
Sounds like you ride dicks.


Proginsu14
Heh, more like vaginas.


Proginsu16
Uh...


Proginsu15
Seriously. I have herpes.
Proginsu16
'scuse me.


Proginsu17
Well, you're excused!


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