Unfomercials:Milosevic Ethnic Cleanser
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Got hard-to-shift Croats making YOUR neighbourhood look dirty and in need of a good scrub?
Then YOU need..
NEW
MILOSEVIC™
all-purpose ethnic cleanser
HI! SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC HERE, ASKING IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LIMESCALE, RUST OR CROATS? THEY'RE A CHALLENGE FOR SOME ETHNIC CLEANSERS BUT NOT FOR MILOSEVIC™! SIMPLY SPRAY IT ON - AND THE GENE POOL'S CLEAN!
I USED TO DESPAIR AS MY COUNTRY WAS BLED DRY BY FOREIGN PARASITES, BUT THEN I DISCOVERED MILOSEVIC™ CLEANS THEM UP WITHOUT SCRUBBING! NOW MY BELOVED MOTHERLAND IS CLEAN AND THE CROATS ARE FILLING MASS GRAVES!
BELGRADE, NOVI SAD, SUBOTICA, VALJEVO - MILOSEVIC™ CLEANS UP THE LOT! LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO IVAN STAMBOLIC - GOOD AS NEW!
WITH THIS MUCH STAIN-BUSTING POWER, IT CUTS RIGHT THROUGH UNDESIRABLE ETHNIC GROUPS! WATCH IT CLEAN UP THIS CROATIAN SCUM - INCREDIBLE!
MILOSEVIC™ - FROM ALL GOOD SUPERMARKETS AND HARDWARE STORES NOW!
MILOSEVIC™
all-purpose ethnic cleanser
