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Raccoon Traps 'Я' Us
Did You Know...
- 'Coons can have up to 300 young in each litter? That's why they get priority over you when applying for social housing.
- Coming from poor countries, 'coons see no need to work. £60 a week unemployment benefit is a huge sum to them - that's why they live on benefits which you, as a hard-working taxpayer, have to pay for.
- 'Coons have enormous penises and are trying to steal your wife and daughters.
- 'Coons have been shown to be naturally more violent than us and will think nothing of stabbing you just to steal a few pounds.
Guaranteed to trap and kill all 'coons in your neighbourhood.