Undictionary:Punch card

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Punch card (plural Punch cards)

  1. A means of controlling access to the punchbowl. Each time one accesses the punchbowl, the punch card is holepunched. After five trips to the punchbowl, access is denied. Example: Dick punched the puncher to prevent him from punching his punchcard so that he could get punched up at the punchbowl.
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