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# a unit of force defined to be how hard the apple hit Newton's head
 
# a unit of force defined to be how hard the apple hit Newton's head
 
# a unit of mass defined to be 1000 kg as opposed to the older 2000 lbs
 
# a unit of mass defined to be 1000 kg as opposed to the older 2000 lbs
# a unit of brain power defined to be that used by a scientist with an IQ of 200 or about 1000 average Americans
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# a unit of brain power defined to be that used by a scientist with an IQ of 200 or about 1000 average Brits

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Newton (plural Newtons)

  1. a unit of force defined to be how hard the apple hit Newton's head
  2. a unit of mass defined to be 1000 kg as opposed to the older 2000 lbs
  3. a unit of brain power defined to be that used by a scientist with an IQ of 200 or about 1000 average Brits
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