From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Midichloriad (plural Midichloriads)
- A midichlorian with a head cold.
- Chord found in impressionist Jedi music, also known as the force chord.
- What one gets after pouring bleach on an unplugged MIDI device, forming a small, blue pustule at the end of its cable. It can be removed by lancing the affected spot and soaking in damp baking powder for three years.