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Welcome to the Undictionary, an ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid.

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Introduction

Undictionary, the official dumping site of Uncyclopedia.

~ Oscar Wilde on Undictionary

WELCOME to the UncycloProject Undictionary! This is Uncyclopedia's resident dictionary.

Undictionary entries tend to be short, simple one-paragraph texts with less info than a regular Uncyclopedia article but also with 25% fewer calories so that they taste great but are less filling. Undictionary is a good place to move small sub-stubs which, while extraordinarily tasty, are nonetheless too small to stand alone as full Uncyclopedia articles.

Entries are mostly alphabetized by the first word in said word's definition. Feel free to move entries to better suit the order in which was intended.

About abbreviations. Pretend abbreviations are spelled out. (Prtnd abbr r spld out) Except in the case of known acronyms, and Mrs., since no one knows how to spell Missus. eg

  • Dr. should be expected between Doctoid - Doctpricious. as if spelled out Doctor. Mr as Mister - etc as etcetera
  • AFSME should be expected between Afpfister - After
  • Mrs. Butterworth should be expected between M-ron - Mrutton

To create an entry, click on the corresponding letter in the header (e.g. T) and insert your Undefinition in alphabetical order. No need to muck about with individual pages for entries anymore.

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Conspiracy Theory

The government on Mars (which of course is being run by space cows) are planning to attack our igloos, thus becoming the most random phrase in the universe. They are being aided by Dick Cheney and a chicken. (all you paranoids are out to get me)

Conspiracy theory: all you paranoids are out to get me. (see pairannoya)

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