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[edit] K
[edit] Kaboodleschmitt
Kaboodleschmitt- noun (pr: kah-booh-duhl-shmit) a rare species of psychic humanoid, capable of eating large amounts of... cookies
[edit] Kaboom
A sound only heard on the Planet of Cartoon Escapees
[edit] Kai
Kai is known as the Space God Emperor and came to earth in the 20th century under the name of Chiang Kai Shek, the former ruler of the fictional country, China. He hoped one day to expand China's rule by taking over surrounding countries like Japan and Tibet but was ousted by the holy communists lead by Chairman Mao. Kai fled to a place called "Taiwan" and created a trans-dimensional body of water called the "Taiwan Strait" in order to separate the paradise known as Taiwan from the Chairman Mao's communist China. He made sure that the secret would not fall into the Chinese hands by only telling his son who was unfortunately killed by a Stinky Tofu attack by China.
Kai promoted the use of Traditional Chinese Characters instead of the piss poor simplified version and made Taiwan into the hard-core “Renegade Province”™ that it currently is. During the time that he was the God Emperor of Taiwan, he kicked out the Spanish, the Dutch, and the Japanese because they did not know how to write Traditional Chinese. Unfortunately, he was exposed by the lying porn star Chen Shui-Bian as an alien and was ousted from Taiwan and the earth and resumed the title of Space God Emperor while Chen Shui-Bian took over command of Taiwan.
This is when he started to create software such as Kai's Power Goo.
+Side Note+ Kai is also a popular character on the freakin' awesome video game Harvest Moon. He likes corn and runs the beach restaurant thingy.
[edit] Kaiser Permanente
An evil corporation that once had a monopoly on Kaiser rolls. Forces from Ouroboros were able to neutralize its army, and it now exists as a puppet of Ouroboros. They still make tasty rolls though, and they manage many fine bakeries
Brother of Kaiser Soze in The Usual Suspects.
[edit] kalashnikov
an unfortunate skin condition seen in most elder russians often caused by binge drinking prune juice for several hours resulting in orange blotches an unfortunate fit of the legs dubbed "kossacking" by sir errol vonKossakkk.
[edit] Kame Hame Ha
Japanese Mega Burger sold in a place called DBZ (Doku's Burgers Z). It's bigger than any burger you've seen, it makes you shout "KAME HAAME HAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!" when in WC.
[edit] Kangaroo court
- A kangaroo court is a court conducted by kangaroos. Originally instituted by Captain Kangaroo in 1776, it usually ends in the defendant being beaten up by the kangaroos who are specially-trained in kung fu.
- The cry emitted by Aborigines after succesfully capturing a marsupial whilst on a hunting trip.
- THE COURT OF WHERE KANGAROOS HAVE BOXING MATCHES VERSUS HUMANS, KANGAROOS ALWAYS WIN.
[edit] Kant
Contrary to popular belief, Immanuel Kant actually could - specifically, he could be a real Pissant.
Immanuel Kant actually uses anal seepage to clean his teeth.
Immanuel Kant was actually the lead singer for Slipnot for two years, before he was molested by high groupies
[edit] Karaoke
Word of Japanese origin, roughly translates in English to mean "Ear Pain". There is no known cure, however earplugs and alcohol can offer some temporary relief of symptoms. When taken literally, one might object that CARA is definitely not OK.
[edit] Keg stand
A keg stand is an acrobatic feat in which the performer stands on his/her hands and imbibes beer straight from the tap. Not to be confused with a kick stand or a kissed hand.
[edit] Keeping up with the Jones'
A failed Lucasfilm spin-off film of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade told from the point of view of a Nazi footsoldier forced to chase Indy all over the globe.
[edit] Kenny Kuhn Klan
A klan that holds various meetings on various days in various places. They are a determined group of individuals set to rid the world of Kenny killers. Their ritualistic chants include: "Mphmmmphmmhm" and "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD!"
LEADERS:Stan "Krispy" Marsh; Kyle "Gafagahaga" Brovsloski; Eric "Fat Tits" Cartman
NOTABLE MEMBERS:Pootie Tang; Poo; Po; Bo; Bo-Bo-Bobobobo; Hobo; Lobo; Sheriff Lobo; Sherif Jackson; Michael Jacks; Latoya Jackson; LaToya London; Fuyuki Hinata.
[edit] Kensington Palace Gardens
The gardens of Kensington Palace, are famous for providing, by royal decree, affordable housing in an otherwise ridiculously expensive area of west London.
In recent years, a potting shed was sold as a "studio" for £450,000, while a tool shed can be had for around £2500 pcm, which typically go to couples or small families. The greenhouse, offering 360 degree views of the garden for those who have little need for privacy, was sold as a family home for as little as £750,000.
At these prices, the properties are extremely popular, snapped up within the first day on the market.
[edit] Ketchdown
An antidote to ketchup.
[edit] Kewinichious
Kewinichious is the Norwegian Good of names. whithinn a childs first year, he/she has to be named in a namepond consisting of ketchup and tran. this makes the name flot inn the venes of the child and they will never fell nameless ever after.
[edit] Kia
A toy car made out of aluminum foil with bottle caps for wheels. Its place of manufacture: Seoul Kim Il-sung City
[edit] Kill! Kill! Kill!
The battlecry of anyone whose internet connection tends to drop out at the worst possible moment, like in the middle of an Undictionary defini-
[edit] Killer bee
A killer bee is a gathering allowing social interaction during the tedious chore of killing. A host picks the day and arranges the setting. He is also responsible for providing the victims. At the appointed time the participants gather and can take part in convivial conversation and refreshments while accomplishing the primary task at hand.
[edit] Kezzah
Awesome in a jar
[edit] Kilometer
A kilometer is a cylindical device for measuring the number of murders committed within a given 24-hour period.
The kilometer is often confused with the deathoscope, which is a device used by suicide doctors to determine if a patient is done dying yet.
[edit] Kilometre
A kilometre is equal to 53/255ths of a mile, except on Tuesdays when the mile shortens by papal decree. Kilometres are part of the metric system, a system of measurement which was invented by The Count of Sesame Street in 1904 as a feeble attempt to get everything to add up to ten. Unfortunately, it only worked far too well. Your
[edit] Kilt
A kilt is a silly hat, worn during ceremonial Welsh festivities. Kilts can be of any colour, provided they are not plaid. This restriction was put in place by Duke Flaubert during a pheasant hunt, where his nephew was killed on accident. His nephew had worn his famous "pheasant plaid" hat and was struck dead by a spear hurled by his father, when he thought he spied a pheasant.
To this day, jokes are still made about kilts, including "What does a Welshman have under his Kilt?" The answer, of course, is his head.
[edit] Kilter
The term refers to the proper functioning of a machine, process, or organization. The term is used by people who have no idea of it's meaning, but can be understood and enjoyed as an allegory referring to the position of the penis in relationship to a kilt. Hence: in kilter or out of kilter. See also Sporran.
[edit] Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong Il is the demonic dictator of North Korea whose power is said to stem from his hair, which is said to be imbued with magical powers. Legend has it that, if someone cuts it off, Kim will immediately be exiled back to Hell. Several barbers have died trying to accomplish this feat. He is also a world-famous Warcraft 3 player, maintaining his perfect winning streak by executing other, better players.
[edit] King of All Cosmos
The King of All Cosmos lives in Peoria, Illinois and is happily married to Your Mom. They have many beautiful children who all have misshapen heads from their horrific birth out of Your Mom's vagina. The King is a regular guy who just happens to enjoy watching little boys roll balls and making constellations out of crustaceans.
[edit] Kitty litter
Sand that cats shit in...looks good and tastes even better
[edit] KISS
1. Pressing your lips to someone or something. 2. Legendary 70's band
See also Sugar, Gene Simmons, The Demon
[edit] Kiwi
Kiwi means
- "potatoe" in the Santa-Fe dialect.
- "cartoafa" in the Moldova dialect.
- "cartof" in the literary Romanian language.
- "barabula" in the Bukovina dialect.
- "Antonio Banderas love blow-up doll" in Spanish.
- "Sheep Fucker" in Australian.
- An incontinent door opening device.
- A small bird that can't be fucked flying. It's only mode of transport is by "Sheepback"
[edit] Khan-Do
Fabled Chinese Emperor famous for getting stuff to happen at Xanadu . Died when he saw Olivia Newton-John in leather trousers.
[edit] Kleptomania
Contrary to prevalent moral-based definitions, kleptomania is a sensory disorder which makes it difficult or impossible for the affected person (kleptomaniac) to distinguish between his own and other people's stuff.
[edit] Kleptophobia
Fear of you being stolen and sold on E-Bay.
[edit] Klitty Cat
The sensitive bump on the front of a Pussy Cat.
[edit] Knight Online
1. Verb: To be pwned in pvp by babashopers.
2. Noun: MMORPG that has the best customer support network known to humans (and orcs). Replies are sent within a one to ten year period.
3. Adjective: Describes ones feelings after losing a relative or when contemplating killing ur girlfriend who has been boning ur best friend behind ur back for the past 5 months.
[edit] Knight Rider
- 1.A great TV programme from the 1980s that featured a talking car named K.I.T.T. and a young David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight.???
- 2. A sexual preference for knights over say...dirty peasants. Is that a fair comparison ?
[edit] Knights In White Satin
Dreaming of having an evening of erotic passion with a passing troop of Knights Templar .
[edit] Knockers
See Bristol (City)
[edit] Knuckle Scraper
Someone who applies make up to the delegates at a conference for like minded conservatives.
[edit] Kosovan
Kosovans are quiet and friendly people residing on the Greek island of Kos.
[edit] Koda Kumi
A Prominent Demon of the Shinto faith considered by most scholars to be similar to a Succubus Also is known for being extremely slutty and whorish.
[edit] Kofi Annan
African word for coffee.
kofi annan "May I have a cup of coffee"
kofi annan hallay berrie "May I have a cup of coffee with cream and sugar"
kofi annan malcom exx "May I have a cup of black coffee"
[edit] Koog
A type of freshwater fish that lives in Maine and has a strange tendency to eat websites that make fun of koogs. They have 17 teeth and always have an equal number of teeth. They have been known to "koop" alligators.
[edit] Kooglajooz
A social aid and pleasure club that specializes in entertaining koogs.
[edit] Kool-Aid
The street-name given to the fuel that powers NASA's Saturn V Rocket.
[edit] Koop
Used frequently by King Bowser Koopa, "koop" is a colloquial term which means "to rape." Examples: "He who koops and runs away, lives to koop another day." "Kooping sure is fun." "I'm gonna koop you for good next time!" "I kooped your mom last night."
[edit] Korf
A korf is a tiger. Remember, a korf is a tiger.
[edit] Krebs cycle
Noun. A small motorised unicycle used by biochemists to travel quickly around large university departments and research establishments. Krebs cycles are powered by a solution of the organic compound acetyl CoA. Invented by Hans "The Kritter" Krebs, probably after a few too many pints of ATP.
[edit] Krotchy
A child's toy shaped like a penis. Original design came out in 1997 and is now the most popular child's toy on the market. When you push his buttons he says, "Moma said don't touch me there." or "Don't touch me I'm calling my lawyer." or "Daddy said only he can touch me like that."
[edit] Kthx
The proper response to the request, pics plz. Use of it at any other time can lead one to be Banned from the Internet, or cause one to get eaten by Mr. T.
[edit] Ku Klux Klan
1.A short lived children's television show started in the early 1980's. It featured three dancing puppets (Ku, Klux & Klan) with an emphasis on fire and rabies. The show was aired on public access throughout the south, except in Tennessee. The show was eventually replaced by "Mr. Wizard and the Beach Blanket Bimbo Power Hour" which was soon canceled due to erectile dysfunction and visible stretch marks.
2.A famous super team that protects America for african americans.
[edit] Kuk
Norwegian slang for priest
[edit] Kung fu
Kung Fu is either an ancient brand of martial arts, or a really bad television show featuring Keith Carradine, take your pick. Basically, both involve inner meditation and silent reflection until you are pushed past the point of no return, resulting in a very swift ass-kicking.
Mostly used by Asian people to impress chicks. Nowadays also used by non-Asian people to impress chicks and boys.
Also see: Kung Fu
[edit] Kwaka
Japanese duck
[edit] Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa was created by some black guy whose opinion actually counts, like maybe 50 Cent, who if you have been living with your three-headed lesbian giraffe-troll in the art cupboard at a school where you prey on small children for a while, is a fascist dictator installed in California to replace that joke of a governor, Arnie, because of his racist streak, secret love of the cock, and emotional dependance on cornflakes. Anyway, no-one gives a crap about any niggas, so I don't know who made Kwanzaa. For now I'll say 50 Cent. So, 50 Cent made Kwanzaa because he thought Christmas was too white (with all the snow and shit, which is odd because he has a serious problem with cocaine), and really for all the 'skinny white bitch-ass mutha fuckas' and so he got his homies to make Kwanzaa as a Christmas for black people. There are no greetings cards as it is still illegal for blacks to go within 100 yards of any school. If there were black Christmas cards, most people assume the message would read something like this: 'what up, homes?' or 'have a bitchin kwanzaa!' Kwanzaa runs from 26th December to 1st January and black people don't leave their homes the whole time. There are a few reasons for the date:
1. It can't be celebrated on Christmas Day because most black people would be too busy robbing empty houses.
2. 26th December to 1st January is also nominated London Anti-Gun Crime Week and New York's Keep Your Wallet Week
3. The majority of films are on show between 26th Decenber and 1st January so people can enjoy films without black people shouting 'Don't you go in that house, girl, you gonna die!' in the cinema
4. The elderly need a period of time safe to leave their homes and buy all the food their families ate before happy-slapping them.
