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Jesus (plural Jesi)
1. The bearded son of God who was sent to help save humanity from sins such as leaving the toilet seat up or listening to Nickelback. He is a master at skills such as dying, and resuscitation. It is noted in La Biblana that one of his many accomplishments is the fabulous act of turning bread into fish or something, so be grateful for his courageous culinary magic. This transformer of baked goods is also the man who looks after everyone, not just Christians. Individuals need Jesus, families need Jesus, children and strippers all need Jesus, everyone needs Jesus. Synonyms Lord, Savior Antonyms Devil, Satan, Justin Bieber
3. The lovely Mexican boy down the road.