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God (plural Gods)
- The ruler of all. You are all his bitches so don't defy him, unless you want to die, in which case go for it. He is also the father of Jesus after he banged a virgin by the name of Mary. Lots of people pray to him everyday hoping to be saved by God, but God doesn't really care about them; all he cares about is farting out the occasional quantum paradox, and flogging the dolphin as Genevieve Gorder undresses.
- Ricky Gervais, supreme comedian. Frequently mentioned by mortal stand-up comics, 'oh God' to mean pitiful resentment of being so crap.