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Elephant (plural Elephants)
1. Elephant also know as "that fat-ass animal" is a worthless slow, ugly, fat-ass gray animal. I'm not sure what he or she or it feeds on. I'm not sure how much they weigh. Get a real dictionary. The word Elephant comes from a word in Greek, Latin, Italian, or some other language, "shit". If you ever see an elephant in person outside of a filthy zoo, don't sleep by him, her, or it, because that elephant has the tendency to nimble on your... just don't sleep by them.