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Biscuit (plural Biscuits)
- Top of the morning... er.. noon... er... to hell with it! Hello. I am a biscuit, but don't get your knickers all tied up thinkin' I'm odd or something. I'm just the proper spelling of cookie. My favorite color is grey, because that's the only color I ever see in the sky when I'm taken out of my box. Anyhow, that will be enough from me, but why don't you friendly folks read a letter to me from my dear cousin Chocolate Chip.
Hey, Biscuit! How's yall doin in yer fancy shmancy