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Barney (plural Barneys)
- A harmless yet contagious purple lump which may attach itself to children.
- An individual who goes around spotting Barns and making notes about them.
- An affliction to the knee caused by sitting too close to the bar.
- The most recent barn management aplication for the iPhone.
- similar in nature to a barn, usually used to describe a barn