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Austria (plural Austrias)
- Austria is a nation (or so it is rumoured) of central Europe famed for obnoxious accents, yodelling, and steroid-using, pea-brained Republicans who are elected Governors of California. The other three known Austrians all insist that their country has no kangaroos.
- The home of flightless birds and legless bees.