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Aquabib (plural Aquabibs)
- One who only drinks water, but blatantly refuses to drink anything else.
Gordon: Care for some Tea, Benjamin?
Benjamin: Oh god no! I am an Aquabib.
Gordon: An aqua-what? The bloomin' hell is that supposed to mean?
Benjamin: It means I can't drink anything else other than water.
Gordon: Heh, sucks to be you then.