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# Also, a money hungry company that rapes people through Fox News, and forces them to spend large sums of money on a product that will just stop working in a year. (Due to the death chip they place in all their products.)
 
# Also, a money hungry company that rapes people through Fox News, and forces them to spend large sums of money on a product that will just stop working in a year. (Due to the death chip they place in all their products.)
 
# Katy Perry's left boob.
 
# Katy Perry's left boob.
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# Object that falls on Newton's head to invent new chapters of physics

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A-pul, or in special cases (when you hold your tongue) Ass-hole

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Noun

Apple (plural Apples)

  1. A rare exotic hooker, that owns millions of billions of crabs.
  2. Also, a money hungry company that rapes people through Fox News, and forces them to spend large sums of money on a product that will just stop working in a year. (Due to the death chip they place in all their products.)
  3. Katy Perry's left boob.
  4. Object that falls on Newton's head to invent new chapters of physics
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