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A-pul, or in special cases (when you hold your tongue) Ass-hole
Apple (plural Apples)
- Potato of the sky.
- A rare exotic hooker, that owns millions of billions of crabs.
- Also, a money hungry company that rapes people through Fox News, and forces them to spend large sums of money on a product that will just stop working in a year. (Due to the death chip they place in all their products.)
- Katy Perry's left boob.
- Object that falls on Newton's head to invent new chapters of physics