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A-pul, or in special cases (when you hold your tongue) Ass-hole

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Apple (plural Apples)

  1. Potato of the sky.
  2. A rare exotic hooker, that owns millions of billions of crabs.
  3. Also, a money hungry company that rapes people through Fox News, and forces them to spend large sums of money on a product that will just stop working in a year. (Due to the death chip they place in all their products.)
  4. Katy Perry's left boob.
  5. Object that falls on Newton's head to invent new chapters of physics
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