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Angry pirate (plural Angry pirates)
- (Sexuality) The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then immediately kicking them in the shin. The desired result is for your partner to have one eye closed, hopping on one leg and crying something resembling "ARGH!" in pain and anger. Hence, the Angry Pirate.
- B. a Sport in which two big strong men fight with their penis. However they have to saw their leg off and scoop out their eye and dress in gay pride colors.