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Amazon (plural Amazons)
- Female shoppers from Greek mythology who shunned the company of men except to manipulate them. Amazons were known for their French nail tips, their Tommy GoFigure jeans, their unrestrained tank tops, and their habit of shopping at malls in groups of a hundred or more and teasing all the men they could find. It is thought that many peoples who lived near the Amazons purposefully kept their borders weakly defended, though the exact reason for this remains unknown.