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alpha (plural alphas)
- The first letter of the Greek αlphαbet, which they plαgiαrized from the Phoeniciαns αnd turned sidewαys. It is pronounced 'α' αs if one is screαming αs they fαll down α bottomless pit into the Abyss.
- The term used to describe α person who is the leαder of the pαck. They give orders to Betαs αnd Gαmmαs αnd bow before Omegαs.