Undictionary:Abaloney

Abaloney

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Noun

abaloney (plural abaloneys)

1. (zoology) A variety of mollusk which is selfish, and thus finds it very difficult to come out of its shell and make friends.
2. (cuisine) A type of bologna that is very asocial.
3. (cuisine) Bologna's evil twin.
4. (slang) Something you say when you are missing someone.
5. (television) Something that the Brady Bunch kids dive for leading to trouble.