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- A small British pop group from the late 70's that never had the big success of, like, AC/DC, most likely because they were constantly... distracted... by... Oh look, there goes a pink pig! Where did you...? Sometimes, my mom says I'm annoying... Woah! Was that a plane?!! Oh wait, never mind, that was just a fly. Flies are gross. Speaking of, my sister picked at a zit once, and it wasn't even hers! Now that was gro... HAHAHAHA, I thought of something so funny!! Now what was I saying?
- A television that can't decide whether it is average definition or high definition.