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Introduction
“Undictionary, the official dumping site of Uncyclopedia.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Undictionary
WELCOME to the UncycloProject Undictionary! This is Uncyclopedia's resident dictionary.
Undictionary entries tend to be short, simple one-paragraph texts with less info than a regular Uncyclopedia article but also with 25% fewer calories so that they taste great but are less filling.
Undictionary is a good place to move small sub-stubs which, while extraordinarily tasty, are nonetheless too small to stand alone as full Uncyclopedia articles.
Entries are mostly alphabetized by the first word in said word's definition. Feel free to move entries to better suit the order in which was intended.
About abbreviations. Pretend abbreviations are spelled out. (Prtnd abbr r spld out) Except in the case of known acronyms, and Mrs., since no one knows how to spell Missus. eg
- Dr. should be expected between Doctoid - Doctpricious. as if spelled out Doctor. Mr as Mister - etc as etcetera
- AFSME should be expected between Afpfister - After
- Mrs. Butterworth should be expected between M-ron - Mrutton
To create an entry, click on the corresponding letter in the header (e.g. T) and insert your Undefinition in alphabetical order. No need to muck about with individual pages for entries anymore.
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Dante
Famous medieval convenience store employee. Usually hanging out in back with Beatrice. Particularly famous for writing the Divine Comedy, a not so funny medieval guide which allows you to see what part of Hell you're gonna go to for what sins you've done. For that reason, the book had been temporarily banned by George Washington. His Uncle was framed for writing a travel guide - 7 Spheres of Hell.
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Story of O
An erotic story about the letter O. It came after the rudeVoyage of N and was followed by the dirty Road Movie of P.
Gnome Rule
A system of governance that discriminates in favour of shoddy garden figurines.
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Abstract
- (Art) An art style in which a deficiency of skill is somehow compensated by a deficiency of clarity.
Pain in the Arse
Proper medical term for prison buggery. Any other type of buggery is just buggery.
VB
Australian beer made by the mexicans down south
Quack
Ultimate wisdom rendered incomprehensible thanks to its delivery via a duck.
Quantum Physics
A revolutionary new field of theoretical physics in which it has been proven that Newton really couldn't do anything right.
Smart-arse
Someone who thinks they know everything and are very annoying. Some examples include George Bush, God and Craig Borthwick.
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