Battle of the Admins will be settled on 1 February 2015 23:30 (UTC)
Spike's Boston team will not get to use its unique, unsportsmanlike, lighter-than-air, pancake-shaped footballs. Will Simsie's Seattle team be allowed to use its unsportsmanlike, blinding, chartreuse uniform trim?
Somewhere on the Internet
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