Uncyclopedia talk:UnSignpost

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Un uncyclopedia reader digest. Finally!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Rataube! Are you signed up?   Le Cejak • <16:39, 31 May 2008>

Is this dead now, there hasn't been an issue since the 11th. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm not really about at the moment, and definitely don't have time to do issues. I did ask Gerrycheevers to step back into the ed's chair for an ish or two, and he seemed game, but hasn't been about much since then, so I guess he's too busy too. Someone else can always step in and produce one if they want, all the tools are there, and I can provide assistance if required whenever I wander by, but the next full UU-produced issue is likely to be next year now. However, the Signpost WILL return, as will I! --UU - natter 08:17, Dec 29

But will Cajek return? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

'The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya

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The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya

by Why???

Lyrithya, Lyrithya,
last night was so great,
twas a wonderful tryst,
so much more than a date.

My heart it is beating
so fast I could fly
like the squirrel 'round my neck
when it's flung to the sky.

The ring on your finger
is a sign of our love,
an eternal reminder
of our night in the mud.

As I look to the future
with all of my powers
I see us together
another four hours.

WHY???| marries Lyrithya! 20:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Why Divorces Lyrithya After A Single Day of Marriage

Our wedding is over,
twas great while it latest,
now give me some booze
'cause I'm gonna get plastered.

WHY???| divorces Lyrithya! 00:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Just $5.99 a month

I added something that tricks people into thinking that they have to pay for the subscription but it's scratched out using <s> tags. It's supposed to be a joke. --alkies 23:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

This is a coup, bitches

All of your readers are belong to us is now belong to us. →A (Ruins) Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK]

Someone removed the two links to my userpage. : ( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 1 June 2012