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edit Offender/Racist Star

Offensive star

made for racist editors such as the makers of Holocaust Tycoon.


edit Ninjastarfish


I was thinking of calling it the Brown NinjaStarFish, with the obvious reference to Brown Starfish - a popular colloquialism for bumhole. Not sure what you would earn this particular star for? Award for dealing with arseholes? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit NinjastarSe.cx

I swear, it's only half my fault.

<Codeine> gwax: How about a goatse ninjastar

--Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 03:28, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

It's funny, but it's an award for crap, while Flammable's intent (which I double-checked in the channel that day) was to reward "good users". I'm not suggesting that it be removed, but would suggest that similar ones not be added. Silly ones, like the clinja, are fine because they still reward something we want more of (well, clinja fans, anyway). -- T. (talk) 20:13, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Ninjase.cx has been changed to award awesome, but horribly distasteful general humor.--Sir Flammable KUN 20:41, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Given that we are very efficient at deleting real shit, I think that it's self-evident that anything distasteful that survives on Uncyc is humourous enough, and therefore worthy of the Ninjase.cx. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:25, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Ninja Pirate Starrr


In order to encourage the proliferation of pirates on uncyclopedia, I propose the introduction of this new Ninjastar, the Ninja Pirate Starrr.
This Ninjastar would be awarded for excellent contributions about pirates and ninja pirates, and for articles encouraging the proliferation of Ninja Pirates. I mean, everyone loves Ninja Pirates, right? --Morlark 09:15, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

It is so done, but I decided to just call it a Ninjastarrr because I thought Ninja Pirate Starrr didn't roll off the tongue as well. If you don't agree with my choice of phrasing or my renaming, just edit my text. Incidentally, this is a wiki and you could have just added it to Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars and Uncyclopedia:Awards, Decorations and Honours yourself. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 10:24, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit When Adding/Modifying Ninjastars

Please be aware that there is also a list of ninjastars at Uncyclopedia:Awards, Decorations and Honours#Ninjastars that will need to be updated as well. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:14, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit A Jesii Star?

Why don't we have a Jesiistar yet? Seems to me like we should have one for significant Jesii related contributions. (Or perhaps good religious contributions in general.) -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

We can certainly have one, we just need an image. If you want to make the image, go for it, otherwise come up with a good idea for what a Jesiistar should look like and someone else (probably me) will photoshop it up. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 04:09, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Emphasis on the word significant, though. The Jesii have multiplied like rats. If anyone has God's number, please call and ask Him to send another 40 days and nights of rain. Maybe we'd be expunged of the Darths and the Hitlers, too.  :) -- T. (talk) 07:11, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Well, I'm not so good at photoshop, the images I submit are usually only funny specifically because they look like shitty MS Paint images. If I had it my way, I'd say a Jesii star definitely needs a halo, preferably one of those behind-the-head halos all those older renaissance style paintings have. Maybe the Jesii Star should be cross-haped too. There are tons of chances of religious parody, so, I guess try and do whatever looks the best. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)
I've been wanting a Jesus Christ Ninjastar for a while, but it never really seemed to take off. If anyone wants to design it, feel free.--Sir Flammable KUN 22:21, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Hmm.... What about a Ninjastar shaped like a cross? --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:12, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
I am doing that as we speak --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 01:53, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Ninjastar Dark

I think this needs a proper name. It's a good award idea, but the name needs help.--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 21:27, 6 February 2006 (UTC) How about Horrorstar?(Uncyclopedian 21:40, 6 February 2006 (UTC))

edit Commissions

Anyone who's daring enough to try, I'd like to see the following:

  • Jesus Christ Ninjastar (Christianity, Jesus, etc.)
  • Pornstar (T3h pr0n, and sex-related articles)

    The Pornstar.

  • Tiresome Ninjastar (Hard working admins and users in maintenance)

    The Tiresome Ninjastar.

  • Blinjastar (Bling, Blinjas, Black American pop/thug/rap culture, White assimilations of said culture)
  • Deathstar (Star Wars)
  • These Stars Will Never Heal (Goth, Goth culture)

--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 20:04, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Let's see what I can do here... Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 19:12, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

F@H could use one too, seeing as 1 work unit earns an automatic star. ~ T. (talk) 03:16, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Behold, the JesusStar!


Whaddya think? --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 03:28, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
If you want my honest opinion, I really like the idea but think the implementation needs two small changes: 1) make the top point a little shorter and 2) make all the points a little narrower. Still, it looks an awful lot better than I would have expected such a simple approach to. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 14:27, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
The points are standard Ninjastar size, except for the bottom, which is just lengthened, but I could try making an edited version, I guess. --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 22:25, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
I know that the points are the normal size, I was saying that a non-standard size might look better. I do still like it and I was mostly quibbling over details. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 14:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Possible Clinjastar Update





Does anyone think that this image should replace the image for the Clinjastar. Compare the two and tell me which one you like better. (PS: If you do want it, could you help me shrink it down? Thanks) MasterNinja5261 02:13, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
The first one looks like its sick more than it's a clown. I think the red nose and hair do it for me, but then again, I made it. --ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 18:30, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Image alert!

There were two very good ideas for ninjastarren:

Zorkstar - particular diligence to expanding, improving, and adventurifying the various zork-style games in the Uncyclopedia Wikinja Star - diligence in eliminating deadend articles by adding irrelevant (but appropriate) links within articles.

I need images. ANd soemthing better than the images posted on the award pages. --ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 01:25, 24 June 2006 (UTC)


Zork Star?

  • I came up with an ascii art concept for the Zork Star, cause Zork is text based. Holler if you like it but need something changed. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:50, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

The Wikinja Star.

Here's the other one. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 19:47, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

edit The "Barn"ard Star

Awarded to those contributors who shamelessly geek the crap out of everything they say or do. Can also be called The Sagan Star. (I don't know how to create one, although I deserve one for knowing the correlation between Barnard star and Carl Sagan...and for using words like "correlation").

edit Orphaned Ninjastar images

I made this as a famous person/publicity Ninjastar for Dawg, so if he doesn't want to use it you can delete it. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 19:13, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Well I certainly like it. All it really needs is a good caption. MadMax 20:42, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
I say we give it to the top ten sluts on each slut list, or something like that. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Pantsless Ninjastar

Pantsless Ninjastar


I recently added the Pantsless Ninjastar as an award for people who like to help out noobs.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 05:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

edit History Ninjastar

History star

History book good for smart-making!

I just added the History Ninja Star to the list as an award for users who contribute to and write history-related articles. --General Insineratehymn 05:03, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

edit WANG Ninjastar

Instead of the Ninjastar image, though, it would have the ninjastar with the word "WANG" superimposed on it. --User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 19:53, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

By the way, WANG was a software company that made spelling checkers. It's not what you're thinking of. Really.

A random user combines WANG and Box

You are sick.

--User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 18:18, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Flamewar Ninjastar


For those who fight in flamewars.


For those who stop the flamewars from making destruction.

--LOLsupreme 10:17, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I also made a new version of the gold ninjastar.

edit Family of Ninjastars


The family award.

A new ninjastar for those who do more than leave a message on a n00b's talk page. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 18:56, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Ringostarr


Ignorant pun.

A new ninjastar for those who make so many beatles related edits to an article that said article is no longer funny and is, well, stupid.

edit Update

I have a semi-finished, but unofficial, version here. --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 23:25, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

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