Uncyclopedia talk:General disclaimer

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

I want the real disclaimer.

Well you had better write it then.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Missed the obvious one

May contain nuts.

Seconded. That's pretty much the standard disclaimer for anything, so we should put it at the very end.--The4sword 07:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Recommended Dosage:

Below 12 years of age, 2 articles a day, after meal. Above 12 years of age, 3-5 articles a day, whenever you damn well pleased.


Ingredients of Uncyclopedia: (In terms of an average of 2 articles)


                                RDA*

Knowledge 100% 100%

   - useful           0%         -
   - useless        100.1%       80%
   - sarcasm         98%        100%

(*Recommended Daily Allowance) -- dpvc 14:27, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Asplode

Uncyclopedia assumes no liability for the Asplosion of your head during the viewing of the contents of this website.

Or something similar.

--Ekashp 04:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Who is General Disclaimer?

General disclaimer was a fine soldier until that fateful night in '43.

He now lives with his wife, Chuck, in Argentina. They sell hand-woven hats for dogs. -- 70.66.195.112 07:00, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


edit Federal law

Use only as directed. Federal law prohibits use of device in a way that it was not designed to. --Kushalt 14:56, 14 December 2007 (UTC) It is a infringement of federal jurisprudence to employ this ware in a fashion inconsistent with its directions of use. --Kushalt 00:07, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Ask* me and I will tell ...

  • No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Not funded, supported, or endorsed by Ask.com, IAC Search & Media, IAC/InterActiveCorp (NASDAQ symbol: IACI) or any of their employees, stockholders, or partners. Other conditions may (or may not) apply depending on various factors.

edit Missed..

This side up

edit Missed

An a from the end of 'area' in the "Do not write below this line" section BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Apr 26, 09:25

Personal tools
projects