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'''This page is about our IRC channel. For Uncyclopedia-related discussion, please see [[Forum:Village Dump]].'''
Công ty Bảo vệ Tuổi Trẻ xin gửi đến Quý khách lời chúc sức khỏe, bình an hạnh phúc.
Kính thưa Quý Khách gần xa, vì mong muốn đem lại cho Quý khách một dịch vụ bảo vệ chuyên nghiệp, sự an toàn cao nhất trong quản lý tài sản, con người và đảm bảo an ninh trật tự trong quá trình sản xuất kinh doanh. Công ty chúng tôi đã chủ động rèn luyện đội ngũ của mình với mục tiêu tạo ra nhiều sự hữu ích nhất cho quý khách hàng thân thiết!
[http://congtybaove.edu.vn/ cong ty bao ve] , [http://congtybaove.edu.vn/dich-vu-bao-ve.html dich vu bao ve] ,[http://congtybaove.edu.vn/ bao ve]
Am I the only one that sees the redundant irony in talking about Chat? -- [[User:Anajana|Anajana]]
How about the irony of an uncyclopedia banning not only one citizen, but her entire fucking state from chatting on IRC because they changed their nickname? I mean WTF! That jagoff Splaka must have some nepotistic connections to be allowed to behave like a fucking Hitler on the comedy channel! --[[User:|]] 04:59, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella
:My dearest Citranella... First off, let me give you a bit of advise: such hostile behaviour will only act in your disadvantage. If you cannot act civilized, you're not worth listening to. But I'm willing to make an exception. Tell me, what did you change your nickname to? In fact, sketch for me the chain of events that led to you banning. Thanks. --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 05:07, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Dear MoneySign...
Here's the sketch: First off, I went to IRC CHAT, you know, chat where people are supposed to get to know eachother and have fun, but everyone seemed to have a stick up their ass and get pissed off because I said <nowiki>{{hi}}</nowiki>, then after changing my nick a few times they offed and banned me along with the rest of my state apparently for life. Capiche?--{{User:[Citranella]/sig}} 05:14, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella
:I knew I should have specified "objectiveness".... Ah well. I guess I get the picture. Though you didn't answer my question: what did you change your name to? Was it something offensive or insulting? Or did you change your nick multiple time in rapid succession? And why do you suppose they had a "stick up their ass", as you so colourfully put it? Are you sure you weren't being a bit of a "jerk" (kind of like you're acting now, but I guess I can understand your angered reaction a bit)?<br>As for your entire state being banned, I don't think it is... The banlist has *!* (your IP) and one minute later *!*@*dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com . Neither qualifies as a state-wide ban. --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 05:33, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
It might have been a random person with no power.--[[User:Killer 3.14|Killer 3.14]] 15:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
ooh - I suggest flagging this a n00bs-only area. --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] 17:33, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
:::Offended n00b here. What do you mean by a - n00bs only area? n00bs are not monkeys, they are a species of perfectly silly imperfectly endangered fish, chartered by the UNcouncil for fish preservation to roam wherever they will at their whim. Please, do not offend the n00b, do not feed them while asleep, and do not make multiple copies of this protest. Any other opinion should be reffered to the international society for preservation of sushi dishes. [[User:Aditya Kabir|Aditya Kabir]] 04:25, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
irc://irc.freenode.net is no longer working, so now people are at irc://chat.freenode.net, in case anyone was curious about what was going on (although I'm probably the last person to have figured this out). Since this is a wiki and all, why isn't this information on the main chat page yet? .-. [[User:Mandaliet|Mandaliet]] 04:07, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
yikes --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] 04:27, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
testing[[User:惡龍|惡龍]] 01:32, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
:Now that my 4-day uncyc ban is up, can you remove me from the block list on irc? --[[User:Nintendorulez|{{User:Nintendorulez/sig}}]] 00:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
{{User:Stan Lather/Frog}}
==Direct link on front page==
i would like to see the direct link on the front page next to the link to this page for quick access. --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 04:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:To where? the cgi link or the <nowiki>irc://</nowiki> link? It can't be put on the same line in the nav box I don't think. *tests*. I can't get it to.... Besides, it is good to give people the full information on how to gets here. Precious. I changed all the various links (some to <nowiki>irc://</nowiki>, some to the cgi) to this page, so as to give a central location for updated information. --{{User:Splaka/sig}} 05:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
It currently says:
* For nonsense related IRC chat, see [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|this instructional video]].
I would like to change it to:
* For nonsense related IRC chat, see [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|this instructional video]]. ([irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia IRC], [http://irc.wikicities.com/uncyclopedia/ CGI])
I didn't mean on the site menu, I meant just on the [[Main Page]] --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 05:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Not sure if this is the place for this but I don't really care. I tried to follow sig custimization directions but they didnt work. It said something about a "nickname" tab under my preferences but it's not there. {{unsigned|CheddarBBQ}}
:[[Forum:Help]] is probably where you're lookin' for - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig3}} <small><small>02:04, Feb 22</small></small>
:You're right, this is completely the wrong place to ask your question. <small>''-[[User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user|Sockpuppet of an unregistered user]] 02:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)''</small>
Umm Help? I can't log on, it says I'm banned... I certainly don't remember doing anything banworthy, in fact, my last post was pretty positive... did you guys change something and not tell the ol' slacker? if so, tell me how to log on in my talk page--{{User:Slackerboy/sig}} 06:58, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
:Try coming in to #wikicities ? --{{User:Splaka/sig}} 07:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
*For some reason, the web client doesn't work. The server says it's banned. -{{user:guest/sig}} 09:07, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
::It ''was'' banned (k-lined) on freenode, sorted now. --
{{User:Splaka/sig}} 23:27, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
::I don't know what could have happened, but you probably fucked up and therefore deserved it. --{{U|Teh Black Warrior}}
What the hell happened to my definition. I can't find it anywhere.
Could somebody help me?
== Milwaukee brewers ==
hey I just finished my first full edit, just want to check if its ok
Has anybody here ever skateboarded or worn a rubber glove?
==Important, any Admins, look here please==
The ip adress has been banned from making any changes to this website for the next month, because of some really bad material from that adress. I must protest, since this is infact a school ip adress, and you have infact banned the entire school. Meaning i now have less time to edit, because i can only do it from home (and incase anyone suggests it, i did NOT write that realy bad material that got the ip banned in the first place) I hope you will find a way to let me continue editing from school, and i also hope i dont have to suffer for one persons twisted sence of humour.
== Why did I get blocked?? cause you're dumb ==
OK, something's up with Uncyc. First my IP gets blocked for some reason. Now I can't create an account because it says I've already created two. Do the acc's on Wikipedia affect my making an acc on Uncyc?
:No, actually... it appears that the ENTIRE INTERNET was blocked for a while through some problems with a server. Sorry about the inconvenience.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 05:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
[[User:|]] 15:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
== I need to be saved from IRC bannination ==
I recently registered for an account on IRC, and it won't let me on, it says that im banned from the Uncyclopedia Channel. My IP is:
If you could please unban me from IRC, I will give who ever claims that he did my special award.
==What happened?==
I can't send anything in IRC! What happened? {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
:It probbably is Mode: +m. It mutes ANYONE without +v.Probably a w00t raid or something. --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:00, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
::Ah. {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
:::Also, you may be quiet-banned. +v allows you to speak without an unban. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 01:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
:Olipro muted you. I don't know the reason. What were you doing before the time you were on before you found you couldn't talk? {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>01:26, 31 May 2007</small>
::Oh yeah... he went on a TYATU nick fest. --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
== Please stop with this enciclopedia ==
:I hate how you satirize greate people like Mother Teresa, John Paul II, George Bush,etc. I do not see any humor, just propaganda. Please stop with this enciclopedia and sygh to God. I will not vandalise this wiki since it would not be fare to you. God ---- Honor ---- Country --[[User:|]] 22:40, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
::Did you just seriously compare someone like George Bush to Mother Theresa? I mean, come on, that defies soooo many laws, including decency and logic. It's like comparing the Pope with Jesse James! And on a side note, L2Spell/gramm0rtic1ze!!!11!!1!!!el3venty!!!! [[User:Robertodole|Robertodole]] 00:49, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
::Well, fair enough. OK guys, you heard him. Everybody out, we're shutting down. ;P -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 22:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Technically, this page is for discussion of our IRC channel, not Uncyclopedia itself. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 23:02, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
:::: Good idea {{User:Codeine/sig}}!!! As an admin you should pursue my request farther. God ---- Honor ---- Country -- --[[User:|]] 18:14, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
But propaganda is so cool!!! {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 02:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
:But I'd lose 1 third of my life if Uncyclopedia dies! --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 02:55, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
::Okay, who wants to save Uncyclopedia!?! Think of TYATU!!! BENSON!!! OUROBOROS!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! ED SUCKING!!! {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
:::What that guy said. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|08/25 20:46}}
== Halp!! ==
Hello Glourious Adminati! I, Capercorn, hath been blocked from #uncyclopedia. My IP is, Thanks in advance. {{User:Capercorn/sig}} 03:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
== #@uncyclopedia ==
Has anyone else noticed that #@uncyclopedia seems to be abandoned? --{{User:Starnestommy/sig2}} <small>05:00, August 19, 2007</small>
:Yup. And, no, [[nobody cares]] is not the right answer. [[Everybody cares]] in fact, and it should be dealt with as such.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 20:47, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
== Hello! ==
I just made some articles! I love this website nad I'm willing to edit a lot. Maybe! [[User:Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland|Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland]] 15:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
:Just a small tip: try posting in the [[Forum:Village Dump|Village Dump]] next time. This talk page is about our IRC channels. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig2}} <small>04:03, September 22, 2007</small>
Oh, I didn't know that. I'll do that next time, okay? Sorry for bothering ye folks! [[User:Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland|Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland]] 07:22, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
== Crap in a hat ==
I think Idoru hates me. He hasn't let me in on IRC on any fucking CGI gateway for like, an hour. What was it THIS time? A Mass freenode crapflood? --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 00:40, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
:Yes, that is quite irritating. Would someone please unblock the CGI gateway??????????????2222222 --[[User:THE|THE]] 01:29, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
::We're working on it. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig2}} <small>01:35, September 25, 2007</small>
:::According to staff, they've blocked it for abuse and it will be back sometime later tonight or tomorrow. For now, try http://java.freenode.net. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig2}} <small>02:14, September 25, 2007</small>
::::One word:DAMNIT. --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::It let me on the first time, then I accidentally quit and now it's set to invite only. Psh. /me gives up and goes to bed. --[[User:THE|THE]] 02:34, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
Why am I blocked? What did I do? --{{u|}}
:Were you blocked from Uncyclopedia or the IRC channel? --{{User:Starnestommy/sig2}} <small>20:20, October 29, 2007</small>
== Someone Pleast tell wolf... ==
Could someone please tell wolf to check his User talk page so that I might actualy get unblocked. I'd tell huim myself but he seems to be ignoring me.--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 20:49, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
:Unban'd. Don't do it again. {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>20:56, 29 Oct 2007</small>
::Thank you much Spang.--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 21:04, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
== Require NickServ registration ==
I think that we should start requiring IRC users to register their nicks with NickServ. In addition, I think we should link to http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup and the rest of http://freenode.net/faq.shtml on Uncyclopedia:Chat. Does anyone else think this is a good idea? --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>23:09, Feb. 19, 2008</small>
*Freenode fails though, but the idea of requiring registration does not. I '''support'''. --{{User:Jack Phoenix/sig}} 23:11, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
*Yes. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:46, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
*Never. {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>19:56, 20 Feb 2008</small>
*No. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 20:26, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
*Only if we also require they be members of the [[cabal|party]].--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 20:30, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
== Whining ==
The web based client takes forever to load, and while I am occupying myself, it finishes loading and I get disconnected before I realise I'm connected. =P {{User:VGDictator/sig}} 23:07, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
== banning question ==
This site is full of language, bias, sarcasm, and just plain stupid things. So, what could you possibly do to get banned from here? Only thing I could imagine someone getting banned for is deleting large sections of an article or saying off-topic things.
:Yeah, blanking pages, creating vanity, being a dick, refusing to accept degrading sex acts from the admins. That's what'll get you banned. --[[User:THE|THE]] 20:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Fuck you all. [[User:Baseball16|Baseball16]] 21:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:Well, ok... you sure you don't wanna date a little, first, or something? - {{User:TheLedBalloon/mobsig}} <small><small>22:55, May 26</small></small>
== blocked from the chatroom==
I'm Garry and someone blocked me. Would someone be able to find out why? {{unsigned|Garry}}
:What's the name you use in the chat? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
::Garry {{unsigned|Garry}}
:::What message(s) did you get when you tried to join it? --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>08:00, Jul. 11, 2008</small>
::::You are banned from this channel {{unsigned|Garry}}
:::::It appears that the IP that you were using was blocked because we had a few annoying users coming in and causing problems with that IP. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>08:02, Jul. 11, 2008</small>
::::::Would you please be able to unblock me if possible {{unsigned|Garry}}
::Because of how annoying that IP was and the fact that you have the same IP as those annoying users, I'm not going to remove the ban right now, but I might reduce it to a quiet-ban so that you can join, but you won't be able to talk unless I or another op voices you. Is this IP a school IP? --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>08:09, Jul. 11, 2008</small>
no {{unsigned|Garry}}
:Ok. I'll let you back in for now, but be careful. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>08:19, Jul. 11, 2008</small>
[[Image:Cracker_Jack.jpg|thumb|300px|My Personal Happy Crack. :D]]== HAPPY CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==
::Hey Garry, What the F*ck did you do to get banned? *sniffs Happy Crack* --[[User:BlackSugaBabyGurl|BlackSugaBabyGurl]] 02:13, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
== So this is a chat page.... ==
Um...Yeah...I really don't know where to start...?--{{User:BlackSugaBabyGurl/sig}} 21:36, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
Hey! Someone banned me!
::Oh, I'm so sorry...what did you do to get banned from chat?--{{User:BlackSugaBabyGurl/sig}} 20:29, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
== It doesn't work on my computer cause I have Vista... ==
Damn It! Please can't you change the chat server please. I have this fuckin shitty Microsoft Vista.
Please change it. Damn, I hate Vista....--{{User:BlackSugaBabyGurl/sig}} 20:28, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::I have vista on one of my machines and it works fine. Which browser are you using? {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Actually, It says that I have to sign up for it. But, wait I thought if you already had an account on Uncyc.
than it would be free. But, when I clicked on the link a second time, this message came up saying:
"This web page cannot be displayed". I was wondering if their was something wrong with the server.--{{User:BlackSugaBabyGurl/sig}} 20:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Did you try to use the CGI access? In any case you need to register again for the IRC, it's being run by a different server. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 21:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Register '''*for free,*''' btw. - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>21:52, Nov 11</small></small>
== Wtf y waz i banned? ==
I DID NOTHING WRONG! i rekwezt unbanning, i use some varents of PieSOup in chat k. {{Fakelink|PieSoup}} [[User:PieSoup|CLICK HERE]] 04:26, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
::Kan I haz cheezberger?
== wtf!? ==
heeeelllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I try to go to the uncyclopedia chat it redirects me to a chatroom titled you_have_got_to_be_kidding wtf happened!? [[Special:Contributions/|]] 22:07, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
==This sucks==
Fun Fact: You can't do IRC on the Wii. And I don't have a computer. Lame.--Kaotikus
how could someone even vandalize a article on uncyclopedia?
I don't know--[[User:Killer 3.14|Killer 3.14]] 15:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
==Article Curiosity==
I noticed Rina Chan and PsyGuy both have articles and I was curious why no one has created one for kirbopher15? The other two even mention some facts about him in their own articles and they're both great articles. Don't know him? He's a newgrounds artist that makes parody flashes like this one about Transformers:
Maybe it will entice people to want to learn more about him and give him an article.
==I don't get it==
What is sockpuppet suppose to mean? (And please give me a serious answer.)
EDIT: OK, now I know what it is. I am Defender Miz, and I assure you that I was NOT doing the sockpuppet thing. Why would I need to do it here anyways? This guy was just trying to help me with this article that I was doing and you guys just ASSUMED that we were the same people? Do you even have proof, like, same E-Mail address?
== WTF? ==
Why was I banned from IRC? --{{User:Invincibleflamegruemaster/sig2}} <font color="orange">05:44</font>, <font color="yellow">12</font> <font color="red">12</font>, <font color="indigo">2009</font>
== Banned from IRC Channel ==
I admit I have done wrong and am deserving to be banned from channel. I will not play with irc any more. I will move on in life and try to write articles and be a productive man. Haha, I don't care! --[[User:EmperorLOLZORZ|EmperorLOLZORZ]] 20:39, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
Hello, how do you change your hostname on irc.freenode.net? [[User:Tasmania|Tasmania]] 21:55, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
== WTF ==
How am I banned from the IRC? {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|04/13 02:58}} 02:17, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
:Hello? {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|04/13 02:53}} 02:25, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
::You aren't apparently. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 07:27, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
can someone please help me out and explain how to upload a picture to a page i'm going crazy ([[User:Codonrotton|Codonrotton]] ([[User talk:Codonrotton|talk]]) 23:02, June 10, 2012 (UTC))
== fr interwiki ==
Could anyone add <nowiki>[[fr:Désencyclopédie:IRC‎]]</nowiki>? [[User:ArthM|ArthM]] ([[User talk:ArthM|talk]]) 02:14, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
:D'accord. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 02:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
::We switched from IRC to Jabber a long time ago, you should change this to [[:fr:Désencyclopédie:Jabber]] . Thx. --[[Special:Contributions/|]] 03:38, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

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