Uncyclopedia talk:Business/Squeaky Clean Laundering Service

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

UnBusiness Logo

UnBusiness Browser

Home | Central Bank | Make A Business | Questions?

NOTE: This is an UnBusiness talk page.

edit Order

This is how the other ones do it? In any case. I would like $720 laund... err, $720 worth of laundry done. Please. Do you accept cash? Spang talk 02:59, 15 Jul 2009

I do accept cash. There is a 90% money-back guarantee that we can remove all stains (which we can't), so just leave me your clothes and your $720, and come back in three days to get your clothes and $648 back, all clean. --monika 05:43, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Approved

Your bank account at Central Bank was approved! -Central Bank

Also, you can't accept cash because all money here is exchanged through bank accounts. That is why every person and business must have a bank account. -Central Bank

Oh yes. I assure you every transaction I make is over the table and with legitimate bank money. --monika 04:46, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Personal tools