User:Main Page (20 May) - What was actually featured that day? --SirDJ~Irreverent 07:26, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Anyone can add his page to the featured articles category to cheat DPL.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 05:08, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey lil' tater, it's your 5th birthday, oh yeah, itz yo' b-day. May Uncyclopedia venture off to his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night to find out parents like to play games too. 5 year olds should explore the world around them and lose the age of innocence. Time to make some more lil' taters, it's where vodka comes from. + PotatoSmut 10:45, January 6, 2010 (UTC)