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beginners guide for the regulation impaired

You don't really need to edit uncyclo articles. You can make your own world inside uncyclo, you just put 'User:Yourname/' before the title of everything inside your [[]] things. Nobody will mess with you because you arent 'screwing up real articles', and none of the Uncyclonatti will huff everything you write because they don't like it. All you really need is a free place to write and an audience, nothing else really matters. I mean a free place to write that isn't littered with garbage and spam, like livejournal or myspace.

what if

What if a person wants to write about themselves? Not just like a profile, but actually telling about themselves. Personally this certain person has adhd, namely me, and i want to write about it, would that be okay. Cuz, i've been wanting to put it on wiki, but they are being real @$$holes about it, and they wont let me!!! plz help me... i know i'm pretty strange, and telling the truth about me, would be friggin hilarious.

Tailsdollcurse 18:46, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Based on your userpage, I, personally, don't think it would. I'd suggest a myspace. Silophant 22:34, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

"and other insane crap"

That phrase should be linked. [citation needed] --Citation-Seer 17:52, 25 May 2007 (UTC)


This is about the funniest site I've ever been to in quite some time. I shall devote my life to misinformation from here on by becoming a member!!

Argh! Blasphemy!! Uncyclopedia is TRUTH!!! It is not misinformation! - Bloodrealm on Feb 7, 2009

Book Trailers!

Zimblotto animation


What an interesting way to get people interested in reading! Book trailers are like movie trailers, but for books! You can find them all over the internet now, but here is a site that's featuring them on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/booktrailers

↑ Now this is what i like to call FUCKING SPAM. Please, admins, for the sake of Zeus, do something about it.

What an interesting way to get people interested in porn! Porn trailers are like movie trailers, but for porn! You can find them all over the internet now, but here is a site that's featuring them on YouPorn. http://www.FUCKINGSPAM.com/FUCKOFF

New "in other languages"

tl:Help:Gabay sa mga baguhan, just to let you know. -Ian Lopez MUN 13:19, 9 June 2008 (UTC)


...you should replace the line in the picture field with "I like too right". Just to make it even more obvious.

No link to french désencyclopédie

What a pity ! i can't modify this page to link to the french part of the website. May be you'll do it soon. --Copyleft 11:26, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Could you please tell me what is the French version of this, i.e. link to it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:31, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

a note for you guys

nobody said information was reality.Pointing this out in misinformation may be funny.


Brook Hammond

I have large boobies and lots of estrogen.


I read 'the cabal' doesn't exist. Ironically I was sent a link here by 'the uncyclopedia cabal'. So was the former statement a joke? Kiko4564 10:33, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
The cabal is essentially like Schrodinger's Shat, it exists and not existing in flux between realities. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Thanks for explaining this fictional complex being.

Aston Villa

The less popular team in the City of Birmingham (Brums version of Manurenited)

Your allowed to...

So on Uncyclopedia, your allowed to [um] swear? 03:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, though it's not encouraged unless it's really funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:18, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Hold on...

Shouldn't this be in the Uncyclopedia/Project namespace? (Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide/*)? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:29, May 25, 2012 (UTC)

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