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HOW TO UNBLOCK?
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Unblock is unblock.
 
 
Block is block.
 
 
Unblock is opposite of block.
 
 
Block is opposite of unblock.
 
 
Unblock is to turn block into unblock.
 
 
Block is to turn unblock into block.
 
 
I block.
 
 
Me block.
 
 
You block.
 
 
Your block.
 
 
It block.
 
 
It is block.
 
 
Food block.
 
 
Waste block.
 
 
Time block.
 
 
Area block.
 
 
Volume block.
 
 
Space block.
 
 
Energy block.
 
 
Density block.
 
 
Mass block.
 
 
Substance block.
 
 
Material block.
 
 
Matter block.
 
 
Object block.
 
 
Universe block.
 
 
Worst block.
 
 
Worse block.
 
 
Block block.
 
 
Blocks block.
 
 
Anything block.
 
 
Everything block.
 
 
HOW TO UNBLOCK ANYTHING AND UNBLOCK EVERYTHING?
 
 
There are ever and forever ways to make anything block and everything block turn to anything unblock and everything unblock. Ways to make anything block and everything block turn to anything unblock and everything unblock are:
 
 
ONE 1. Make GOD and or ALLAH make anything block and everything block turn to anything unblock and everything unblock. Think, say, read, write, communicate, and pray to GOD and or ALLAH
 
 
"GOD AND OR ALLAH MAKE ANYTHING BLOCK AND EVERYTHING BLOCK TURN TO ANYTHING UNBLOCK AND EVERYTHING UNBLOCK"
 
 
to GOD and or ALLAH until anything block and everything block turn to anything unblock and everything unblock.
 
 
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This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the Ban Patrol page.

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What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning?

Has any one figured out why winning isn't nothing but a losers game? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Trouble (talk • contribs)

Because this is no game. It's a place where we report vandals, jerks, and jackasses here so they can receive their punishment that they deserve to suffer from, like the pathetic maggots that they are. Also, please remember to sign your post dude. Cheers--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
Huh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:55, 23 December 2010
Sorry if that sounded kinda harsh, just expressing my opinion. But its true nevertheless--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:06, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm so confused... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:08, 23 December 2010
Me too....Who are you?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm that guy over there. *gestures vaguely* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:54, 23 December 2010
Can I have of that popcorn now?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 07:09, Dec 26 2010 UTC
You like heart attack popcorn? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:43, 26 December 2010
Not as good as candied popcorn, but still yummy.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:46, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. They're a great band. I saw them when they were touring with embolism crackerjacks back in '79. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
That tour never came to Australia. Wasn't that the one where the drummer spontaneously combusted?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:52, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 December 2010

So...

If I ban someone on the list, am I supposed to, like, notate that I did it? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Once you're done, add {{BPC|Hyperbole}} to the top of the list. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, don't do that. Do what the cool people do, instead: {{BPC|Famine}} or some other random admin who ain't around. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:22, 5 March 2011

They say that...

Some of the people checked on Ban Patrol went on a date with Olipro. I always used to think of this as some sort of ugly punishment, but I don't now. I LOVE YOU OLIPRO! HIRE ME!!! --Scofield & Dudes 08:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Ban this dumbass: Hermann Ludendorff

Hermann Ludendorff is uploading crap versions of files. Plz kick this idiot. --Mexicanadian Flag Mexicanadian Mexicanadian Flag 02:41, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, nice catch. I'll have a talk with him, and if he keeps it up, somebody will get around to banning him. In the future, it's probably best to notify an admin. If you stick around a few days and become autoconfirmed, you will be able to list other such vandals yourself on Ban Patrol, using the {{User}} template, like so:
But like I said, it's probably best to notify an admin first. This particular vandal doesn't seem very prolific. Cheers! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Apr 10 '12 2:58 (UTC)
Ok thanks. Sometimes vandals as this one -not prolific- are most dangerous than others. Some of their vandalisms could rest unchecked for months. Asd... I agree, it's a gay nazi agenda ;-DDDDDDDDDD --Mexicanadian Flag Mexicanadian Mexicanadian Flag 03:16, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

What not to do

Edit ban patrol archives and strike/remove anything unless you are a poopsmith or sysop Gabriel Turner (talk) 15:44, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Only Poopsmiths and Admins can do pokey bum wanks.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
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