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Contents 1 What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning? 2 So... 3 They say that... 4 Ban this dumbass: Hermann Ludendorff 5 What not to do

edit What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning?

Has any one figured out why winning isn't nothing but a losers game? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Trouble (talk • contribs)

Because this is no game. It's a place where we report vandals, jerks, and jackasses here so they can receive their punishment that they deserve to suffer from, like the pathetic maggots that they are. Also, please remember to sign your post dude. Cheers--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Huh? 1234 ~ 04:55, 23 December 2010

Sorry if that sounded kinda harsh, just expressing my opinion. But its true nevertheless--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:06, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm so confused... 1234 ~ 05:08, 23 December 2010

Me too....Who are you?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm that guy over there. *gestures vaguely* 1234 ~ 15:54, 23 December 2010

Can I have of that popcorn now? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Sunday, 07:09, Dec 26 2010 UTC

You like heart attack popcorn? 1234 ~ 09:43, 26 December 2010

Not as good as candied popcorn, but still yummy. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Sunday, 09:46, Dec 26 2010 UTC

Yes. They're a great band. I saw them when they were touring with embolism crackerjacks back in '79. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

That tour never came to Australia. Wasn't that the one where the drummer spontaneously combusted? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Sunday, 09:52, Dec 26 2010 UTC

Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 December 2010

edit So...

If I ban someone on the list, am I supposed to, like, notate that I did it? pillow talk 04:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Once you're done, add {{BPC|Hyperbole}} to the top of the list. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Naw, don't do that. Do what the cool people do, instead: {{BPC|Famine}} or some other random admin who ain't around. 1234 ~ 05:22, 5 March 2011

edit They say that...

Some of the people checked on Ban Patrol went on a date with Olipro. I always used to think of this as some sort of ugly punishment, but I don't now. I LOVE YOU OLIPRO! HIRE ME!!! --Scofield & 1337 08:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Ban this dumbass: Hermann Ludendorff

Hermann Ludendorff is uploading crap versions of files. Plz kick this idiot. -- Mexicanadian 02:41, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, nice catch. I'll have a talk with him, and if he keeps it up, somebody will get around to banning him. In the future, it's probably best to notify an admin. If you stick around a few days and become autoconfirmed, you will be able to list other such vandals yourself on Ban Patrol, using the {{User}} template, like so:

• Hermann Ludendorff (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - vandalizing images, apparent gay Nazi agenda

But like I said, it's probably best to notify an admin first. This particular vandal doesn't seem very prolific. Cheers! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Apr 10 '12 2:58 (UTC)

Ok thanks. Sometimes vandals as this one -not prolific- are most dangerous than others. Some of their vandalisms could rest unchecked for months. Asd... I agree, it's a gay nazi agenda ;-DDDDDDDDDD -- Mexicanadian 03:16, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit What not to do

Edit ban patrol archives and strike/remove anything unless you are a poopsmith or sysop Gabriel Turner (talk) 15:44, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Only Poopsmiths and Admins can do pokey bum wanks.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, May 3, 2012 (UTC)