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edit What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning?

Has any one figured out why winning isn't nothing but a losers game? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Trouble (talk • contribs)

Because this is no game. It's a place where we report vandals, jerks, and jackasses here so they can receive their punishment that they deserve to suffer from, like the pathetic maggots that they are. Also, please remember to sign your post dude. Cheers--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
Huh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:55, 23 December 2010
Sorry if that sounded kinda harsh, just expressing my opinion. But its true nevertheless--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:06, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm so confused... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:08, 23 December 2010
Me too....Who are you?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm that guy over there. *gestures vaguely* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:54, 23 December 2010
Can I have of that popcorn now?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 07:09, Dec 26 2010 UTC
You like heart attack popcorn? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:43, 26 December 2010
Not as good as candied popcorn, but still yummy.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:46, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. They're a great band. I saw them when they were touring with embolism crackerjacks back in '79. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
That tour never came to Australia. Wasn't that the one where the drummer spontaneously combusted?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:52, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 December 2010

edit So...

If I ban someone on the list, am I supposed to, like, notate that I did it? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Once you're done, add {{BPC|Hyperbole}} to the top of the list. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, don't do that. Do what the cool people do, instead: {{BPC|Famine}} or some other random admin who ain't around. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:22, 5 March 2011

edit They say that...

Some of the people checked on Ban Patrol went on a date with Olipro. I always used to think of this as some sort of ugly punishment, but I don't now. I LOVE YOU OLIPRO! HIRE ME!!! --Scofield & Dudes 08:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Ban this dumbass: Hermann Ludendorff

Hermann Ludendorff is uploading crap versions of files. Plz kick this idiot. --Mexicanadian Flag Mexicanadian Mexicanadian Flag 02:41, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, nice catch. I'll have a talk with him, and if he keeps it up, somebody will get around to banning him. In the future, it's probably best to notify an admin. If you stick around a few days and become autoconfirmed, you will be able to list other such vandals yourself on Ban Patrol, using the {{User}} template, like so:
But like I said, it's probably best to notify an admin first. This particular vandal doesn't seem very prolific. Cheers! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Apr 10 '12 2:58 (UTC)
Ok thanks. Sometimes vandals as this one -not prolific- are most dangerous than others. Some of their vandalisms could rest unchecked for months. Asd... I agree, it's a gay nazi agenda ;-DDDDDDDDDD --Mexicanadian Flag Mexicanadian Mexicanadian Flag 03:16, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit What not to do

Edit ban patrol archives and strike/remove anything unless you are a poopsmith or sysop Gabriel Turner (talk) 15:44, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Only Poopsmiths and Admins can do pokey bum wanks.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Can you Block me, please?

Hey, Excuse me, can you block me, i re-create FUCK YA' page, so please block me for that. -- 07:20, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

hey, test block, please -- 07:40, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

I'm sorry but there is no one available to attend to your request at the moment. Your page was put on QVFD long ago. I suggest that you block yourself and throw your computer away in the nearest bin. Thank you. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:45, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

edit Vandalism on a couple of other Wikia wikis

1) wackypedia.wikia.com

2) fr.illogicopedia.wikia.com

I would like to report vandalism on the two sites above. User:Cuillère sur plancher and s/pup User:Foofoofoo has added links outside of Wikia, (albeit that they are to the new Illogicopedia sites). The sites have completely changed, remaining a satire format, but completely changed from ?pedia, therefore no longer necessitating the link or advice of going to the sites. This user has the Llwy-ar-lawr account on this site, and even here has made some controversial edits. Furthermore the same has added edits critical to the Wikia network. Intervention on behalf of inter-wiki admins is necessary and hereby requested. Thanks.

If nothing can be done here, please at least leave a link to central Wikia whereby I can properly report the vandalism. 11:44, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

Noted and forwarded. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 15-Oct-13
The IP 80.whatever is also vandalising these sites. Their scope has not changed, in fact, she just thinks it's fun to add vanity and assorted rubbish to everything, and the entire point of this complaint is 'I get this wiki all to myself!!!!!!'. Since they have no potential they should ideally be closed. I also cannot believe what lengths she is going to to pursue this personal grudge of hers. It doesn't matter. 20:10, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
99 has tried to delete the post of 80 and has been banned. If 80 tries to delete the post of 99, he will be banned as well. We have no dog in this fight unless it comes here. 21:27 PS--Not having checkuser, I have no opinion as to the identity of either party, though certain patterns are evident. Wikia will either defend its franchises or it will not. We will defend this one. Spıke Ѧ 21:33 15-Oct-13

Thanks, Wikia has intervened in both wikis. 12:32, October 17, 2013 (UTC)

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