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edit Suggestions

Here you may suggest changes (and leave comments and "I would use this" notes, if a suggestion gets enough support, it may get created).

edit Suggestions for Templates

edit Unamerican

Unamerican This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

UnamericanUser... but might as well be...

Unamerican This user is Unamerican
...so patriotically vandalise my user page!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

edit Transfer to UN:USB

Perhaps most of these should simply be transferred to UN:USB.

edit British Houmour

br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

Etc. Maybe with various British Humour references. --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 06:17, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit VulcanUser

Spock7 This user is Vulcan ... and is logically proud of it.
(List of Vulcan Uncyclopedians)

Courtesy: User:Ogopogo

edit VogonPoet

Vogon poetic justiceRespect this user! They know Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

Courtesy: User:Ogopogo

edit Alien

Alien This user is an alien.

edit Meat

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

from Wikipedia:Template:User meat (technically correct)

This is fantastic, sporked or no! --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 05:55, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hear hear! --H2g2bob 10:48, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Binary Code

0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code

edit Water

H20 This user is mostly or entirely made of water

technically more correct

More correct than what? -- Pocketfree equality 00:57, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Oxygen

0 This user is mostly or entirely made of oxygen

technically even more correct

What is the etymology of 0, rather than O, being the chemical symbol for oxygen? -- Pocketfree equality 23:39, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Hydrogen

H This user is mostly or entirely made of hydrogen

...if you're only counting the total number of atoms. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:00, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Carbon

C This user is physically dependent on carbon.

It may be possible to add more drug-specific terminology. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:00, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit 20+ edits

20+ This user has more than 20 edits!

Inspired by Edit Counting Templates at Wikipedia. (This was a quick modification of the Meat template, as it's getting late in the night. It could be gussied up a bit.)

Heh, see: Wikipedia:Template:Tonofedits -Spl

Using the code from the WP Tonofedits template:


edit Discordian Pope

Apple of Discord Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat them right.

(would need resizing and tweaking for Babel, as the code provided is 'userbox')

from Wikipedia:Template:User pope

  • Lovely. I would use it. Can you make ones for prophets, saints, and general Discordian paratheo-anametamystichood paraphernalia? --Verithrax 10:54, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Spaghetti Monsterism

It's a Wikipedia template at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:User_fsm

For. I say we just spork it. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

edit Vandalic

van-0 This user does not tolerate Vandalic.

Obviously, we just want level 0.

Courtesy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:User_van-0

- ogo

edit Uncyclopedia Religions

I don't know if there are any "official" Uncyclopedia religions but here is my take... Could also include FSMism as above. --theRealSheep 15:35, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • I like these (nice design, too). We need one for FSM as well. Also, as the atheist doesn't care it should probably be Apatheism. Doug 14:42, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • We're missing Paganism/Wicca. HouseMDfan

edit Creationist

TheJeeMan This user is a Creationist.
...who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.

edit Evolutionist

Evolutionism-recursion This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This looks like one i would use. HouseMDfan

edit Inteligent design

Crazyfrog This user was taught Intelligent design.
...and believes that all decent articles are too complex to have evolved.

I couldn't find any better picture.. Some-one else can find one for me, please? </groveling>

edit Atheist

BigBrother This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.

Could have a different picture too...

Eh? That's agnosticism...- 05:32 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit Discordian

Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.

First draft, modify as you see fit.

edit Agnosticism

Questionmark This User is an Agnostic.
...who believes the real creator of decent articles is unknowable and undefinable.
  • I made some of my own too.

edit Jewish

Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

edit Mormon :)

Moroni This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.

edit Catholic

Virgindeguadalupe This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

edit Buddhist

Goldenbuddha This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana

edit Amish

Amishman This user is Amish, and probably shouldn't be using Uncyclopedia.

edit Muslim

Muslimbox This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.

edit Pluralist

Abuffet This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.

edit Baptist

Biblethumper This user is Baptist.
This user does not dance.
This user does not drink.
This user does not believe in fun.

~ KappaDelta 01:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)



--Xiao Li 04:00, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Meow meow meow!!!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

--Xiao Li 04:01, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Type

type-0 sakdgjhf sa;g (*&%&$^$sdfio7 5OUDC% S zkufh9P&I% DCZ(&ehbf (*^IGDA O #@!

type-1 This user knows how to type.


tihs userd camn tuyope obver 60 words a mineut

Doug 21:09, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Babel Templates by Ian

What you type What it does Other crap

Used on
Eyebeams 248 180 This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

Bat Fuck Insane User
{{IanTemplate:Inner Party}}

Used on
Anieye-45-38 This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

1984 joke
{{IanTemplate:Fucking Random}}

Used on
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Inspired by my fucking random girlfriend

Used on
NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
Why the hell not?! :P

I guess I can put my vote For the BFI template, just because the joke is an Uncyclopedia classic. The other two, weren't so amusing, and I don't think anybody will be especially eager to use them. Though do like how the Fucking Random one looks, but I'm Against it because needs a better joke to get my vote. Against on the 1984 one too, on the same grounds. (Nice looking template that needs a better joke.) -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

edit Sinner

sin-0 This user does not sin and is definitely not going to Hell.

sin-1 This user only sins on the weekend and will most likely be forgiven by God.

sin-2 This user frequently sins and quite possibly might go to Hell.

sin-3 This user is a heavy sinner and has a good chance of going to Hell.

sin-4 This user sins constantly and will definitely be sent to Hell without hesitation.

sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

I just hatched the idea out of nowhere and thought to make it a Userbox Template. I originally wanted it to be in the same colors as the Babel templates, but I'm new at this so I only got one color. That can be changed, though, I just want opinions on the idea and the content itself. Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:05, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Um, you forgot one:

sin-666 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where Satan himself will be raped and eaten by them.

edit SwissUser

Swissflag ani This user is Swiss
...say cheeeeese!
(Your money is in good hands)

edit Arabic

ar-G This user does not speak Arabic and furthermore believes Arabic to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Arabic.

-- 20:03, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Suggestions for new Language Levels

New languages are easy to create, levels are not. Suggest/comment here. When a decision is made on which new levels to add, they can all be added at in a batch, rather than one at a time (much easier).

edit Level K

  • User only knows curse words in this language. In the native country, he'll be diagnosed with Tourette's. Be aware. Acid Ammo 23:02, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
We already have level P for profanity. --Carlb 23:04, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Level I

  • I User refuses to admit that this language exists and anyone with the misguide beleif that it exists (or worse speak it) are quite simply WRONG! -Elvis
I think 'G' covers this pretty much. -Spl
G acknowledges the existance of such langauges, I contends that they don't exist.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 10:46, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Would you swear on your own grave never to use {{lang|us|I}} ? ^_^ -Spl
Send me the airfare and I'm there :-)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 13:25, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For I need it on my user page. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:32, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually, I don't need it on my userpage, but For anyway. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:52, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Level B

  • B User can only speak this language by copy/pasting from Babelfish. -Splaka
/me likes it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 05:48, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Concorde. --theRealSheep 14:44, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For And the box should be done in Engrish --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:19, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
This box would be so funny! Please do it!! Cardcaptor Stacey 19:18, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
This would be great. Just translate into, say, Japanese and back, to make it seem less intelligible. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH
Agreed. Someone make it. Not me, though. Someone else. That knows what they're doing. Not me. Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:34, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Level ¼

  • ¼ User can say one or two useless phrases in the language and poorly at that. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 14:38, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

edit Level D

D This user dreams in _______ --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:32, 25 March 2006 (UTC) I came up with this after having a dream in MSPaint....--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:32, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Level 6D

This user knows someone whose coworker's sister's husband's pen pal has a friend who knows this language. User:Ximm/sig 26 April 2006

edit Level T

This User thinks they can speak this language because they can say "Hello" and "Thank you". Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:34, 27 June 2006 (UTC) I know it's a bit like Level ¼, but there's a difference. I don't care if anyone changes the phrases, though, long as it's funny.

edit Level $

This User speaks this language because they are getting good money from it and/or without it would fall into immediate bankruptcy. Proposed by User:Uncyclopediclo 24-04-08

edit Level S

This user doesn't understand this language at all, but can copy / paste phrases to pretend that they do.
Quite relevant as this is pretty much how I learned what I know of mediawiki and html ;P
--Jonjammin 01:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Talk

edit Bytch and Moahn

I object to there being an English and British English, there should be English and Incorrect English!!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:10, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Add an American English for balance, you just need to edit this project page and create one template (see Uncyclopedia:Language_Templates). We please to aim. --Splaka 13:51, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Sorry but I speak English, anything else is just pretend English </jingoistic></xenophobic> --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:36, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Isn't this why we have the English-American Dictionary? --Strong RadX 21:24, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit No comprehendo French.

  • E User learned this language in school and never used it since.
  • G User wants to remove this language from existence.

Can someone translate these to French and add them to Category:user fr for me, please? --EvilZak 02:46, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Babble

I would've thought something that was to parody Wikipedia:Babel would have to be known as Uncyclopedia:Babble. --theRealSheep 14:01, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I've changed the caption for the Wikipedia tower image that I had added in the article page to now read "Tower of Babble". I had been planning to do that a long time ago, so I figured that I may as well do it now. --Ogopogo 14:18, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
I managed to babble on far too much on my own user page... --theRealSheep 17:16, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this idea! Someone do it, I'm too lazy. Redirect Uncyclopedia:Babel to it, though. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:48, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Heh, it might be a bit annoying to change the links though. Probably be better to keep it at the correct name (like we do with provinces, names of presidents, and cheeses) and make the redirect Uncyclopedia:Babble point to it. --Splaka 10:53, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
un This user does not speak fluent Uncyclopedian and requires some clarification.
What is your current definition of a bit annoying? - as the large majority of links to Babel are from templates Template:Langlevels & Template:Babel. --theRealSheep 15:19, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
What is your definition of large majority!? as only 13 of those 31 categories use Template:Langlevels, the rest must be changed manually. --Splaka 21:23, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Hmmm... So I guess it is just my back luck that the seven languages that I randomly selected - only one did not use the template? Besides, more than half of the 50-something links use the two templates mentioned above. Anyway. Surely, it's not that hard to edit two words on the remaining 19 pages manually - I would even consider volunteering myself to do the task. I guess the question is, "Is there enough users support to move U:Babel to U:Babble?" --theRealSheep 14:40, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Or Uncyclopedia:Babble could be made a redirect, and {{title-left|Uncyclopedia:Babble}} could be added to the babel page. Then it looks like it's called Uncyclopedia:Babble but without all the hassle of having to change all of the links. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:41, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Yiddish

See Userboxes page. I can't be bothered to transfer ALL that here right now, but I'd appreciate someone who could. I've got a whole series, including:
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
--OneTopJob6 01:46, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Bit of a mess, neh?

I think that Uncyclopedia:Babel has become a bit of a mess and needs a thorough cleaning up. I think that we should remove all of the absurd joke languages (Pie?), some of the redundancy (how many Englishes do we really need?) and generally purge things a bit. While I'm at it, is it really necessary to have the exact same bulletted list for every single language listing; could we get by listing it once? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:53, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the Pie language article could be made into a parody of the PIE language. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:37, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Swedish Translator Requested

I made a Swedish language template, but I am still a poor speaker of it. Could anyone who speaks Svenska please translate the sentences on Category:user sv? Would be very much appreciated. Tack! Thank you!--DiZ 17:52, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Religious Ones

I think the religious ones are too offensive. We should make them funny, while still not Fatwah-provoking. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH

They were all right until after the Discordian one. After that they got a bit less funny and a bit more offensive. But I would use the Evolutionist one if it was made. By the way, what's Fatwah? Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:23, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
When you write or do something which makes Muslim(s) cry they come after you with guns and bombs and burn images of you and conduct a general campaign of hate against you... - 05:19 8 April (Wow bringing back something from 2006 June! - I wasn't even born then!)Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit Danish

Where's the Danish speaking boxes??? kjhf 18:56, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I got bored so made my own.

da-N This user is a native speaker of Danish.

User:Kjhf/sig 11:27, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Would that be a blueberry danish or a cherry one?

edit Canadian, eh?

Maybe category:user ca wasn't such a bright idea, as a language code for Catalan conflicts with it. The abbreviation for the Canadian language should be eh?

edit Speakonly?

Can we add a speakonly modifier to our code-thigies? For instance, I am a native speaker of Russian, but not a native writer.

ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.


ru-4 This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.

only mention "speaking", so I don't think it would be a problem to use one of them. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:00, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

edit How's this

D2O This user is heavy and is proud of it.

edit Welsh

I have a feeling I'd be almost the only one using these, but how about a series of templates for Welsh? It annoys me that there aren't any since it's one of the three languages I list on Babel things. I suppose the templates would look the same as those for other languages, if anyone made them.

For that matter, there are a lot of languages we don't have probably just because they're minorities. To be fair I would have to raise a fuss about all of them. I'm not doing that because it would be too much work and maybe not necessary.

On a separate note, it's 'embarrassment', not 'embarassment'. I'm going to go in and fix that. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs 18:46, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

Why is the section header showing up in such a weird place? -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs 18:48, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit While your at it...

I'd like Scottish languages/dilects please, that's Scots, Scots (Gaelic), English with a Scottish accent and Frisian (spoken on the Shetland Isles I believe). Oh, and Manx, Cornish dilect, Yorkshire accent, Liverpool, Saaf London: blad and posh English. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 19:49, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Polish

Polish would be nice if possible --TheWikiMan026 Signature 22:15, May 3, 2014 (UTC)

edit Fermanagh

The Fermanagh dialect would be good with the text: Aye! This lad/lassie speaks Fermanagh and is bound to be in a coul culchie's cabn drinking tae thinking more words to piss off those fecking aul Belfast eejits. --TheWikiMan026 Signature 22:30, May 3, 2014 (UTC)

edit I Fucked up LangLevel 0

I was trying to make a template for Fermanagh Dialect but by accident I fucked up the LangLevel-0 text. Any help?

--TheWikiMan026 Signature 15:37, May 10, 2014 (UTC)

Done. Next time if you think that you've done something wrong, you can undo all your edits! If you don't know how to do that, this page explains it in details. Anton (talk) 11:29, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
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