Uncyclopedia Power Structure/Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs

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The Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs is the primary mover-and-shaker of Uncyclopedia.

edit The Pyramid Shaper

Unlike the other Positions of Power, the Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs actually gets things done around Uncyclopedia. Tasked with tasks delegated by the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs, the Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs weilds great power in any Secretariacy.

edit More than Just One

Unlike the other Secretary positions, the Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs can be filled multiple times concurrently. This allows for greater efficiency, as managing the work which trickles down from the top gets pretty complex the farther from the top you get.

edit Job Description

Because the secretaries above them are simply delegating tasks, by the time any requests make it to the Secretaries to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs, those requests are nearly incomprehensible. In order to compensate for this, the Secretaries to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs simply decide what they think needs doing, and then pass that along to the Comittee. After the committee has done its work, they simply tell the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs that their request has been completed, and that information makes it way back up the pyramid.

edit Power

Unlike most of the corrupt and affair-laden members of the rest of the Secretariacy, the Secretaries to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs wield great power and influence. If you want something done, these are the people to talk to. While they may not do it themselves, they are most efficient at whipping the committee into action, and getting things done. Without them, Uncyclopedia would not function.

 

The
Uncyclopedia
Power Structure:

Uncyclopedia is a Secretariacy,
and is kept running by these individuals:


The Secretary
The Undersecretary
The Secretary of the Undersecretary
The Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
The Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
and
The Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid

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