Uncyclopedia Power Structure/Secretary of the Undersecretary
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The Secretary of the Undersecretary is the third in command of Uncyclopedia. The average term of a SOTU is about 2 or 3 months, after which he is offed by the Armenian military or retires to pursue a career in botany.
The duties of the SOTU include coffee runs, moping, delegating tasks, and supervising the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs.
Perks of being a SOTU include a corner office, secretaries at your disposal, use of the company car, and a private bathroom.
SOTUs are delegated by the Undersecretary, and ratified by a two-thirds majority of the Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid.
SOTUs are warned that they must never reveal the secret of Absolute Power.
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and is kept running by these individuals:
The Secretary of the Undersecretary
The Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
The Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
The Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid