Uncyclopedia Power Structure/Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs

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A typical SICOSA

The Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs is a position with in the Secretariacy of Uncyclopedia.

edit Duties

The SICOSA is charged with a number of difficult tasks, and because of this, turnover in this position is high. Duties incldue, but are not limited to:

edit Election Procedures

The SICOSA is nominated by the SOTU, ratified by the Undersecretary, and appreciated by the Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid.

edit Qualifications

To qualify for the position of SCIOSA, a secretary must pass a rigorous series of examinations. Some of the pertinant qualifications are:

  • Must be able to type
  • Basic literacy skills
  • Good GPA: at least a C student, preferably a D or a DD student.
  • Flexiable
  • Outstanding oral abilities
  • Able to serve in multiple positions as needed

edit Impeachment

If a SIOCSA fails in any of her duties, she may be impeached by any of the Secretaries above her. While few SIOCSAs have been impeached, when they are, it becomes a national spectacle. See Monica Lewinski.

 

The
Uncyclopedia
Power Structure:

Uncyclopedia is a Secretariacy,
and is kept running by these individuals:


The Secretary
The Undersecretary
The Secretary of the Undersecretary
The Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
The Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
and
The Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid

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