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LONDON -- The Leave campaign has won the referendum and the UK will quit the European Union, after 40 years of squabbling and free limousines.

God, as always a stalwart for Remain, strategically flooded London just as the polls opened. However, enjoying live footage of the Environment Agency's office up to its windows in sewage, the rest of England gleefully ticked the other box. Full story»

Hard for Europe - Enda Kenny
DUBLIN, Ireland -- Eire's Enda Kenny says that he wants to avoid an exit of his green island from the European Union, as it means he will then have to actually run it. His master plan is to enter the United Kingdom, a step that he calls Brentry.

Mr Kenny envisaged that the name of the new nation could be the European Union of Great Britain, and that it could have a common currency, which he proposed to call the euro. Full story»

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WIKIA CITY, California -- British Uncyclopedians, in harmony with their nation's recent vote to withdraw from the EU, have walked out of Uncyclopedia.

"We are sodding off, as there is bugger-all reason to stay," said one prolific author from Scotland, prompting a haughty scolding from an American Admin that writing in code is cryptic and never funny. Full story»


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LONDON -- If you’ve already made up your mind on whether the UK should leave the EU, good, you obviously don’t give a toss, beyond what Lorraine Kelly has to say about the price of a sparkly little black dress.

Otherwise, here is the definitive Un-rundown of the pros and cons. Full story»

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LONDON -- In the run-up to the 23 June referendum, George Osborne claimed a Brexit vote could cost every household the price of a new bathroom, while telling the BBC to air more home improvement shows.

But a new paper suggests that, if the studies had not confirmed the cost, Mr Osborne would instead have forecast starvation and directed the Beeb to broadcast more bake-offs. Full story»

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TV Highlights June 25


The Real Scottish Referendum Documentary
BBC 1 7:00 PM GMT
The BBC reveals that only 1% of the population support Alex Salmon in the Scottish referendum. (Despite the fact that the BBC is a public service the government has in no way biased the making of this documentary).

Panorama Investigates:Does Scotland actually Influence Great Britain? Documentary
Channel 4 8:00 PM GMT
A Channel 4 reporter goes undercover disguised in a kilt to interview Scottish people and force them to tell C4 that they are unemployed.

Argentine Invasion of Scotland Plans Revealed Documentary
Channel 5 5:30 PM GMT
Channel 5 gets a new insite into the real Argentine motives as it covers an unemployed ex-Admiral of the Fleet who wants a war so that he can have an excuse to get his job back as he campaigns to prove that Argentina is still a threat to the nation.

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