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Unlegal Templates for Official Use

Anyone caught misusing the power of the Templates will be executed fellatio cum coitus per anum, right after an excruciatingly prolonged court session veritas, fides, sapientia.

edit Main Template

This is the utility template for notices on user talk pages, and as deemed necessary by the members of the department.
There are two spaces for text, a changeable header and optional footnote.
Template:Legal
{{Legal}}
The legal status of the page will stay in effect until such time as the de jure person or persons of current habeas corpus have filed their affidavits zum Beispiel.
The Department has, by the power it has vested in itself, declared this template solely for its own use, as specified in Statute 32: "On UnLegal template usage under Statute 32."

{{Legal|header=header|text1|text2|footnote=*optional footnote}}
header
text1
text2
*optional footnote

edit Summons Template

A subpoena template for the mainspace. Use it to catch the attention of editors by adding an UnLegal joke to the article, including a link to a choice page.
The header and text is changeable, you can link to any page you choose and there is an optional link text parameter.
Template:Legal/S
{{Legal/S}}
DO YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT?
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department will do all in its power to serve you, setting all your legal considerations back to their rightful state. Our fees are not as exorbitatnt as you might imagine.

{{Legal/S|header=header|link=formatting|linktext=The Formatting Page|text}}
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edit Welcome Templates

An UnLegal welcoming template inviting new users to contribute to the site.
Template:Legal/W
{{subst:Legal/W|user=username|sig=~~~~}}

Hello, Legal Department!

Potestas In Lex Quod Forensis: Potatoes in Law for Order and Justice.

I'm username, and on behalf of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I'm here to welcome you! Thank you for your contributions, yeah... Anyway, here are a few good links for noobs:

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is fun. To get started, it's recommended that you create articles in your userspace (for example, User:Legal Department/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the legally-binding world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.


When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( Button sig ) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 ~~~~


This template warns new users about continued problematic editing.
Template:Legal/N
{{subst:Legal/N|user=username|sig=~~~~}}
The formatting page can also be used as a quick guide to wikifying an article.
Hello, Legal Department!

Hello, Legal Department, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.


Here are a few good links for noobs:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( Button sig ) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.


If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 ~~~~


edit Recruiting Template

A talkpage template to invite existing users to join the department.
Th header is changeable,there are two different paragraph formats and an optional spot for a signature.
Template:Legal/R
{{Legal/R}}
Attention: fellow Uncyclopedian
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department requests your assistance for a matter of utmost urgency.
We need your help! We aim to bring order and justice to this great wiki, but we can't do it without the tireless efforts of superb editors like you.

So enough with the legalese and SIGN UP already!

{{Legal/R|header=header|text1|text2|sig=~~~~}}
header
text1
text2
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edit Header Template

Use the header template to automatically change the logo in the top left of the page to the official UnLegal Potato.
Template:Legal/H
{{Legal/H}}

edit Contract Template

Official office stationary for all UnLegal subpages and affidavits.
There is a changeable title, header, subheader, subtext, two different paragraph formats and an optional footnote.
Template:Legal/C
{{Legal/C}}

[[Category:UnLegal Subpage|]]
{{Legal/C |title=Page Title |header=Main Header |paragraph1 |paragraph2 |subheader=Sub Header |subtext=subtext |footnote=*optional footnote }}

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