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The poor, meme-ridden "comedy" website '''Uncyclopedia''' is the stuff of Internet legend and infamy. The site, which is thought to have originated in 1860 as an [[America|American imperialist tool]] for global domination, is now a [[Global Village|multi-national]] effort and is [[That Gray Thing on the Back of Your Screen|viewed]] as the best of its kind by some.<ref>[[Nobody cares]] really.</ref> Uncyclopedia currently specializes in [[Uncyclopedia is the worst|tedious mockery]] of [[Nobody|perceived competitors]] and petty in-fighting, with much of the content seen as mass-produced junk. Yet, there remains a peculiar fondness for some of the articles by fanatics. The site has, however, been perceived as a waste of server space by its host, the [[evil]] [[Wikia|Wikia Empire]].
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The poor, meme-ridden "comedy" website '''Uncyclopedia''' is the stuff of Internet legend and infamy. The site, which is thought to have originated in 1860 as an [[America|American imperialist tool]] for global domination, is now a [[Global Village|multi-national]] effort and is [[That Gray Thing on the Back of Your Screen|seen]] as the best of its kind by some.<ref>[[Nobody cares]] really.</ref> Uncyclopedia currently specializes in [[Uncyclopedia is the worst|tedious mockery]] of [[Nobody|perceived competitors]] and petty in-fighting, with much of the content seen as mass-produced junk. Yet, there remains a peculiar fondness for some of the articles by fanatics. The site has, however, been perceived as a waste of server space by its host, the [[evil]] [[Wikia|Wikia Empire]].
   
This is a view that has sparked a substantial shift from the site's satirical aspirations, causing it to instead redirect its resources into pathetic [[Racism|racial slurs]] and declarations of [[Nazi]]s, preferably with a little [[Chuck Norris]] for good measure. This is compounded by the need for [[How To:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia|articles that appease]] a "''softer consensus.''"
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This is a view that has sparked a substantial shift from the site's satirical aspirations, causing it to instead redirect its resources into pathetic [[Racism|racial slurs]] and endless references to [[Nazi]]s. This is compounded by the need for [[How To:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia|articles that appease]] a "''softer consensus.''"
 
==History==
 
==History==
 
[[File:WikiMeet London - Jimbo talks.jpg|thumb|right|225px|When Jimmy Wales met the[[ Uncyclopedian]]s in 2005 his response to them was a friendly aloof manner whereby he hoped to extricate himself from their company without hurting their feelings. He commented later on that the Uncyclopedia delegation were a "''Bunch of weirdos''".]]
 
[[File:WikiMeet London - Jimbo talks.jpg|thumb|right|225px|When Jimmy Wales met the[[ Uncyclopedian]]s in 2005 his response to them was a friendly aloof manner whereby he hoped to extricate himself from their company without hurting their feelings. He commented later on that the Uncyclopedia delegation were a "''Bunch of weirdos''".]]
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===Recent History===
 
===Recent History===
Bond villain stock type [[Jimbo Wales]] bought the site from [[Oscar Wilde]] in 2005. This was done off the back of economic difficulties and bad press over Wilde's 'libertine lifestyle'. The sale was initially pushed forward by Jimmy Wales, though he later commented that he personally disliked the fact he owned such a "''low echelon''" of the [[internet]].<ref>Jimbo has often commented to his henchmen, that Uncyclopedia was like the sole of his shoe: gathering page views for [[money]] and protecting his sweaty, corn-ridden feet.</ref>
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Bond villain stock type [[Jimbo Wales]] bought the site from [[Oscar Wilde]] in 2005. This was done off the back of economic difficulties and bad press over Wilde's 'libertine lifestyle'. Wales' motivations for the purchase are not knonw, as he later commented that he personally disliked the fact he owned such a "''low echelon''" of the [[internet]].<ref>Jimbo has often commented to his henchmen, that Uncyclopedia was like the sole of his shoe: gathering page views for [[money]] and protecting his sweaty, corn-ridden feet.</ref>
   
In late [[2006]] Wales and his [[Wikia|Wikia firm]] relinquished to a 20% stake in the site and allowed [[Oscar Wilde]] to be reinstated as CEO in the latter quarter of 2006. Wilde was anxious for a new investor, as he found the site a "''hassle''," and Uncyclopedia was sold by Wilde to News Corp. for all the money in his wallet, change from a nearby vending machine, and some pocket lint, totalling $12.50. Oscar Wilde was kept as acting CEO for publicity purposes despite managerial decisions being shifted to [[Wikia]] and News Corp. stooges.
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In late [[2006]] Wales and his [[Wikia|Wikia firm]] relinquished to a 20% stake in the site and allowed [[Oscar Wilde]] to be reinstated as CEO in the latter quarter of the year. Wilde was anxious for a new investor, as he found the site a "''hassle''," and Uncyclopedia was sold by Wilde to News Corp. for all the money in his wallet, change from a nearby vending machine, and some pocket lint, totalling $12.50. Oscar Wilde was kept as acting CEO for publicity purposes despite managerial decisions being shifted to [[Wikia]] and News Corp. stooges.
   
[[Oscar Wilde]] had often commented that Uncyclopedia was never "''really there''" but that it "''just pretended''" as it was on [[Blue Screen of Death|computer screens]]. Experts agree that this [[UnBooks:The Digital Divide|ignorance of information technology]] and Web 2.0 forced Wilde to sell to News Corporation. The conglomerate had no problem with the lack of quality or worthwhile content and this has been particularly apparent in the articles now featured. Since then there has been an ever greater emphasis on the "''sizzle''" rather than the [[Penis|"''sausage''"]] of which Wilde was always so fond of.
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[[Oscar Wilde]] had often commented that Uncyclopedia was never "''really there''" but that it "''just pretended''" as it was on [[Blue Screen of Death|computer screens]]. Experts agree that this [[UnBooks:The Digital Divide|ignorance of information technology]] and Web 2.0 forced Wilde to sell to News Corporation. The conglomerate had no problem with the lack of quality or worthwhile content as is apparent in the quality the articles now featured. Since then there has been an ever greater emphasis on the "''sizzle''" rather than the [[Penis|"''sausage''"]] of which Wilde was always so fond of.
   
 
==Purpose==
 
==Purpose==
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Initially the site was a parody of renowned to [[Observational Comedy|comedy]] [[encyclopedia]], [[Waste|Wikipedia]]. However, due to economic and mental constraints the site now relies and insists on trusty [[Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time|in-jokes]] and moronic junk. This was instituted by Wikia who have sought to compete with rival comedy internet sites such as shock humour website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the [[Money|advertising rich]] [[American|yank dumpster]], ''The Onion''. Of course no site is really comparable to Uncyclopedia, it occupies a very unique space on the outer rim of the internet.
 
Initially the site was a parody of renowned to [[Observational Comedy|comedy]] [[encyclopedia]], [[Waste|Wikipedia]]. However, due to economic and mental constraints the site now relies and insists on trusty [[Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time|in-jokes]] and moronic junk. This was instituted by Wikia who have sought to compete with rival comedy internet sites such as shock humour website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the [[Money|advertising rich]] [[American|yank dumpster]], ''The Onion''. Of course no site is really comparable to Uncyclopedia, it occupies a very unique space on the outer rim of the internet.
   
For the founders of the site, the aim was to provide [[Oscar Wilde]] nubile and [[Gay|healthy young men]] with nothing better to do than [[Making up Oscar Wilde quotes|make up quotes]] and [[I burning your dog|write]] [[Redundancy|articles]] based on the [[Bollocks|courses]] they were studying whilst at [[University]].<ref>Oscar found men of this sort, "''ripe for seduction and naked towel dances as well as my fart art.''"</ref> This has still proved to be the case though the site has pursued younger contributors to spark more interest and competition. The result has been an annoying amount of "''intellgentsia''" who readily have an English textbook from [[Education|school]] to correct contributors.
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For the founders of the site, the aim was to provide [[Oscar Wilde]] nubile and [[Gay|healthy young men]] with nothing better to do than [[Making up Oscar Wilde quotes|make up quotes]] and [[I burning your dog|write]] [[Redundancy|articles]] based on the [[Bollocks|courses]] they were studying whilst at [[University]].<ref>Oscar found men of this sort, "''ripe for seduction and naked towel dances as well as my fart art.''"</ref> This has still proved to be the case though the site has pursued younger contributors to spark mo/e interest and competition. The result has been an annoying amount of "''intellgentsia''" <ref> This is not how you spell intelligentsia. </ref> who readily have an English textbook from [[Education|school]] to correct contributors.
   
The sites initial aims in 2005 included, writing articles with an [[HTBFANJS|intelligent, satirical and funny intent]]. As time went on and numbers increased, a greater need for recognition and competition amongst the users was required. These included [[VFH]] which allowed articles to be showcased to the rest of the community on the [[Main Page|front page]]. Due to the high amount of [[drama]] and [[Bitch|bitching]] on [[Euroipods|discussion pages]], a community forum was invented to allow whining and drama to proceed more smoothly.
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The site's initial aims in 2005 included writing articles with an [[HTBFANJS|intelligent, satirical and funny intent]]. As time went on and numbers increased, a greater need for recognition and competition amongst the users was demanded. This led to the[[VFH]] page, which allowed articles to be showcased to the rest of the community on the [[Main Page|front page]]. Furthermore, due to the high amount of [[drama]] and [[Bitch|bitching]] on [[Euroipods|discussion pages]], a community forum was invented to allow whining and drama to proceed more smoothly.
   
During [[January]] [[2008]] a decree by that Cabal proposes further activities on the site are now to include: voting and adding to VFD (always in expectation of approval), uploading terrible and/or perverted images, creating useless categories and pointlessly categorizing images. There is also to be egregious level of more useless and unfunny [[Templasexual|templates]] and [[quotes]] that are to be spammed onto articles.<ref>Humour is subjective man, fuck you for saying they're useless!</ref>
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During [[January]] [[2008]] a decree proposed new policies: the nomination and voting for an article's deletion on [[VFD]], the uploading terrible and/or perverted images, the creation of useless categories and pointlessly categorizing images and the egregious level of more useless and unfunny [[Templasexual|templates]] and [[quotes]] that are to be spammed onto articles.
   
 
==Characteristics==
 
==Characteristics==
 
[[Image:Cool-wilde.jpg|thumb|right|225px|caption|Uncyclopedia's founder and acting [[Chief executive officer|CEO]] [[Oscar Wilde]], seen here in 2008 on a long term sabbatical at [[Paradise Inc.]]]]
 
[[Image:Cool-wilde.jpg|thumb|right|225px|caption|Uncyclopedia's founder and acting [[Chief executive officer|CEO]] [[Oscar Wilde]], seen here in 2008 on a long term sabbatical at [[Paradise Inc.]]]]
The site was, for a time, famous for its clever articles, but the [[Drama|tedious dramas]] are also often cited as being a source of amusements for the [[You|users]] and [[Uncyclopedia:Administrators|admins]]. The bitter in-fighting has also been used to allay many a [[Virginia Tech Massacre|high school/university shootings]] as lonely young men flock to "''compete''" on humour, particularly the kind of [[humour]] they have found [[HowTo:Get Laid|girls unresponsive to]].
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The site was, for a time, famous for its clever articles, but the [[Drama|tedious dramas]] are also often cited as being a source of amusements for the [[You|users]] and [[Uncyclopedia:Administrators|admins]]. The bitter in-fighting has also been used to allay many a [[Virginia Tech Massacre|high school/university shooting]] as lonely young men flock to "''compete''" on humour, particularly the kind of [[humour]] they have found [[HowTo:Get Laid|girls unresponsive to]].
   
 
[[Oscar Wilde]] instituted a [[Cabal|hierarchical administration]] in the early days of Uncyclopedia to run the site without his supervision. This [[UnBooks:The Bilderberg Group|evil sect]] would allow for bickering about the site's direction to take place in a clean and [[Banana Skin Joke|less soiled]] environment than the rest of the site. Entry to the so called [[Cabal|"Cabal"]] for users usually depends on how vocal the current active members are and whether the more moderate voices can stand the drama of yet more "queens" coming to the fore. The Cabal system is widely criticized even by members themselves; an anonymous source has commented, "''Once you’re wedged into the [[Cabal]] the only real way out is further up it.''"<ref>The source was [[Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal|liquidated]] by the [[Cabal]] as a routine precaution.</ref>
 
[[Oscar Wilde]] instituted a [[Cabal|hierarchical administration]] in the early days of Uncyclopedia to run the site without his supervision. This [[UnBooks:The Bilderberg Group|evil sect]] would allow for bickering about the site's direction to take place in a clean and [[Banana Skin Joke|less soiled]] environment than the rest of the site. Entry to the so called [[Cabal|"Cabal"]] for users usually depends on how vocal the current active members are and whether the more moderate voices can stand the drama of yet more "queens" coming to the fore. The Cabal system is widely criticized even by members themselves; an anonymous source has commented, "''Once you’re wedged into the [[Cabal]] the only real way out is further up it.''"<ref>The source was [[Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal|liquidated]] by the [[Cabal]] as a routine precaution.</ref>

Revision as of 12:07, December 24, 2012

Potatopedia

The potato is the symbol of Uncyclopedia. It signifies mental softness and dead Irishmen.

“Self referential humour makes me sick to the core”
~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia

The poor, meme-ridden "comedy" website Uncyclopedia is the stuff of Internet legend and infamy. The site, which is thought to have originated in 1860 as an American imperialist tool for global domination, is now a multi-national effort and is seen as the best of its kind by some.[1] Uncyclopedia currently specializes in tedious mockery of perceived competitors and petty in-fighting, with much of the content seen as mass-produced junk. Yet, there remains a peculiar fondness for some of the articles by fanatics. The site has, however, been perceived as a waste of server space by its host, the evil Wikia Empire.

This is a view that has sparked a substantial shift from the site's satirical aspirations, causing it to instead redirect its resources into pathetic racial slurs and endless references to Nazis. This is compounded by the need for articles that appease a "softer consensus."

History

WikiMeet London - Jimbo talks

When Jimmy Wales met the Uncyclopedians in 2005 his response to them was a friendly aloof manner whereby he hoped to extricate himself from their company without hurting their feelings. He commented later on that the Uncyclopedia delegation were a "Bunch of weirdos".

Main article: Ancient Uncyclopedia

The site was founded by billionaire entrepreneur and media tycoon Oscar Wilde sometime in the late nineteenth century. The early Uncyclopedia was not the impressive effort it is today. It all began when Wilde would often write puerile childish jokes on scraps of paper to his male friends to encourage more "intimate relations." The internet was, conveniently, invented in 1990s and allowed Wilde to pursue the same method through technology and thus he was able to extend his efforts globally.

Oscar Wilde's efforts were spotted by Sophia Lauren[2] whilst on vacation. After hours of debate, they decided to found an internet site that would allow for Oscar's whoring and Sophia's showcasing of talent to take place in one convenient location. Thus, in 2005, a crumby website was born and a whole new reason to live for the unemployed was broadcast to the world.

Recent History

Bond villain stock type Jimbo Wales bought the site from Oscar Wilde in 2005. This was done off the back of economic difficulties and bad press over Wilde's 'libertine lifestyle'. Wales' motivations for the purchase are not knonw, as he later commented that he personally disliked the fact he owned such a "low echelon" of the internet.[3]

In late 2006 Wales and his Wikia firm relinquished to a 20% stake in the site and allowed Oscar Wilde to be reinstated as CEO in the latter quarter of the year. Wilde was anxious for a new investor, as he found the site a "hassle," and Uncyclopedia was sold by Wilde to News Corp. for all the money in his wallet, change from a nearby vending machine, and some pocket lint, totalling $12.50. Oscar Wilde was kept as acting CEO for publicity purposes despite managerial decisions being shifted to Wikia and News Corp. stooges.

Oscar Wilde had often commented that Uncyclopedia was never "really there" but that it "just pretended" as it was on computer screens. Experts agree that this ignorance of information technology and Web 2.0 forced Wilde to sell to News Corporation. The conglomerate had no problem with the lack of quality or worthwhile content as is apparent in the quality the articles now featured. Since then there has been an ever greater emphasis on the "sizzle" rather than the "sausage" of which Wilde was always so fond of.

Purpose

ChronChron

The first ideas for Uncyclopedia were laid down by Chronarion in 2001. It was a time marked by excessive masturbation and intense depression for the young Chronarion. Like all geniuses his reward has been having the credit for achievements stolen by a tedious meme, vis-à-vis Oscar Wilde.

Initially the site was a parody of renowned to comedy encyclopedia, Wikipedia. However, due to economic and mental constraints the site now relies and insists on trusty in-jokes and moronic junk. This was instituted by Wikia who have sought to compete with rival comedy internet sites such as shock humour website Encyclopedia Dramatica and the advertising rich yank dumpster, The Onion. Of course no site is really comparable to Uncyclopedia, it occupies a very unique space on the outer rim of the internet.

For the founders of the site, the aim was to provide Oscar Wilde nubile and healthy young men with nothing better to do than make up quotes and write articles based on the courses they were studying whilst at University.[4] This has still proved to be the case though the site has pursued younger contributors to spark mo/e interest and competition. The result has been an annoying amount of "intellgentsia" [5] who readily have an English textbook from school to correct contributors.

The site's initial aims in 2005 included writing articles with an intelligent, satirical and funny intent. As time went on and numbers increased, a greater need for recognition and competition amongst the users was demanded. This led to theVFH page, which allowed articles to be showcased to the rest of the community on the front page. Furthermore, due to the high amount of drama and bitching on discussion pages, a community forum was invented to allow whining and drama to proceed more smoothly.

During January 2008 a decree proposed new policies: the nomination and voting for an article's deletion on VFD, the uploading terrible and/or perverted images, the creation of useless categories and pointlessly categorizing images and the egregious level of more useless and unfunny templates and quotes that are to be spammed onto articles.

Characteristics

Cool-wilde

Uncyclopedia's founder and acting CEO Oscar Wilde, seen here in 2008 on a long term sabbatical at Paradise Inc.

The site was, for a time, famous for its clever articles, but the tedious dramas are also often cited as being a source of amusements for the users and admins. The bitter in-fighting has also been used to allay many a high school/university shooting as lonely young men flock to "compete" on humour, particularly the kind of humour they have found girls unresponsive to.

Oscar Wilde instituted a hierarchical administration in the early days of Uncyclopedia to run the site without his supervision. This evil sect would allow for bickering about the site's direction to take place in a clean and less soiled environment than the rest of the site. Entry to the so called "Cabal" for users usually depends on how vocal the current active members are and whether the more moderate voices can stand the drama of yet more "queens" coming to the fore. The Cabal system is widely criticized even by members themselves; an anonymous source has commented, "Once you’re wedged into the Cabal the only real way out is further up it."[6]

The site also has a religious structure based on Judeo-Christian beliefs, though many atavistic pagan elements have been introduced for disciplining the less intelligent. Good examples of these include Sophia, Pastafarianism, Chuck Norris and Russian Reversals, which engender loyalty despite whining and in-fighting. The official Church of Uncyclopedia was dissolved alongside many of the classic memes when Oscar Wilde began his sabbatical in 2008.

The gradual dissolution of on-site memes and nihilistic sentiment towards differing notions of humour was apparently due the Uncyclopedians in yet another stunt to boost the profile of the site. The toothless simpletons from Oscar Wilde's home sty of Dublin and elsewhere around the world strongly deny this. Since then, Uncyclopedia has become more secular.[7]

The "Future" for the project

Uncyclbosch

Uncyclopedia looks forward to an era of fire fueled creativity.

“Go eat shit fuckers!”
~ 4.252.99.182 on Uncyclopedia's future

The site is something of a Paradise Lost and it is hoped that it can be restored to the glorious whoring effort that Wilde envisioned while pissed out of his mind during his studies at Oxford. The site has expanded a great deal, with an excess of 29,000 articles taking up server space. Some have speculated that lax attitudes have opened Uncyclopedia's future wide open to the infection of vandals.

It has been the case that the site will continue to function on more "experimental" articles involving MS Paint, sex and/or racism jokes. Zombie Jesus famously commented in 2007 about Uncyclopedians, "How these 'special people' find the on button on their computers let alone edit the site baffles me."

Another aspect new user can partake in is "power hunger." For the comedy wiki, this remains one of the slightly more amusing things for a spectator of the site. It can often be hilarious to hear the IRC discussions, or the forums where those skilled in debate keenly hope to persuade the existing community that one day they will "seize control" of the impoverished site and restore order.[8]

Footnotes

  1. Nobody cares really.
  2. The human incarnation of the Gnostic deity according to quacks.
  3. Jimbo has often commented to his henchmen, that Uncyclopedia was like the sole of his shoe: gathering page views for money and protecting his sweaty, corn-ridden feet.
  4. Oscar found men of this sort, "ripe for seduction and naked towel dances as well as my fart art."
  5. This is not how you spell intelligentsia.
  6. The source was liquidated by the Cabal as a routine precaution.
  7. and also more bitchy and annoying.
  8. For what diabolic reason Sophia only knows.

See also

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