Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month

Writer of the Month trophy

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Past Winners

stillwaters • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers • SysRq • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • DrStrange (2) • Sycamore • Guildensternenstein • RabbiTechno • Orian57 • Sog1970 • GlobalTourniquet (2) • Necropaxx • MacMania • PuppyOnTheRadio • Zim ulator • Zana Dark • Nameable • Asahatter • MadMax • Aleister • Fredd The Mahmauscher • Matfen • Dexter111344 • Nachlader • Black flamingo11 • Mrthejazz • Funnybony • Romartus • SPIKE (2) • The Woodburninator • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Maniac1075 • Matt lobster • Skinfan13 • NoNamesLeft • ChiefjusticeDS • Mattsnow • Magic man • Xamralco • Lyrithya • Nikau • Bizzeebeever • MrN9000 • Shabidoo • Jocke Pirat • Weebils • Zarbag • Winstanley1 • Ptok-Bentoniczny • Leverage

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for February

Mnbvcxz (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• He hasn't won this yet? Or has he? Msnbc's pages on pregnancy have enable us all to hide out eyes on numerous occasions, and his other articles and unnews' have inspired thousands of users. And in all seriousness, Yay! Aleister 13:07 13-2-'13
• For. UnNews remains a popular travel destination, and in the face of continuing, strategic claims on Wikipedia (wp:Talk:Uncyclopedia) that our website is "seemingly abandoned," Mnbvcxz has on some days been an important, one-man rebuttal. Spıke ¬ 13:24 13-Feb-13
• For - Although my 'for' exists in the complete alternate universe from Spike's 'for' vote. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:18, Feb. 27, 2013
• For- Do I have any other choice? No but seriously this Uncyclopedian is doing something very close to writing everytime he types something.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:21, March 1, 2013 (UTC)
• FOR --ShabiDOO 05:30, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  08:25, Mar 11
• For. Upstanding member of a great community. Detailed, intelligent comments on VFD. You have my vote. Sir ScottPat UnS CUN VFH (talk) 10:50, April 12, 2013 (UTC)

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