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This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Whom should I nominate? 3 Nominations and Voting Process 4 Fabulous Prizes 5 Vote Or Die!! 6 Past Winners 7 Official Nominations for July 7.1 Sog1970 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.2 GlobalTourniquet (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.3 Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

[edit] Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

[edit] Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

[edit] Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

[edit] Past Winners

stillwaters • Chronarion • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers • SysRq • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • DrStrange • Sycamore • Guildensternenstein • RabbiTechno • Orian57

[edit] Official Nominations for July

[edit] Sog1970 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom&for. Sog has been producing some really great articles. It's only his second month of proper activity and his user page is already overflowing with listings of other feature worthy projects. --^Dame 10:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• Very For. Soggy was 'too old' to be a noob last month but fully deserves WotM nomination for July for having featured work and general consistency and invention. And he doesn't whine about it either (not yet at least) ! --RomArtus (talk). 11:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• 4chanSkin I absolutely loved British Moon-landing. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 12:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. Saberwolf116 15:45, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• Strong For. Where did this guy come from? We need some more from whereveritwas. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:01, 1 Jul
• Oh Absolutley    Orian57    Talk   17:17 1 July 2009
• I'd be daft not to--Sog1970 11:49, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• Definitely. --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 12:20, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 21:00, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. Go Sog! definitely deserve this, articles all rock hard... Acrolo 08:47, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] GlobalTourniquet (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom and for. I have no idea how this guy hasn't gotten this award yet. In addition to his six features, he also maintains the horoscopes, which frequently make me laugh most uproariously. In conclusion, - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Jul 1
2. For Apparently he left, but now he's back and writing good articles. Staircase 22:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
3. Normally, I choose to wait a while into the month to vote for WotM, but GT is such a good writer, I will vote early this month. I am proud to be Mr. Pynchon's second testicle (FU STAIRCASE! EDIT CONFLICT! My claim to be the second testicle stands.). As Led said, - Ban Magnet Burninator! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
4. For. Long overdue, if you ask me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
5. For. I've had better months here, but is this one of those Scorsese-Departed-type deals? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
6. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed Plink. pillow talk 03:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
7. Horoscopes At first I was going to wait, because the two contenders, Sog and GT, have nearly the same number of features. Then I saw he was the writer of the horoscopes. Hey, we haven't had a nailbiter like this month's WotM in a while!   BAN MAGNET! <3:59 Jul 03, 2009>
8. Plink. Mr Zheliel ^Brute! ~12:10/3/July
9. For -RAHB 04:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
10. Excellent writer. Loved every one of his features. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 23:21, Jul 6
11. For. One of the plink best writers we plonk have.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 14:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Once again, spiritual for. I am genuinely shocked he has not won this yet. Saberwolf116 17:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, he did... 41 months ago. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 17:38, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Yes Lyons has it. Check the previous winners. Staircase 17:44, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
      • Ok, i'm shocked he hasn't won it in 2 years. Saberwolf116 22:03, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
• for. it's like moses suddenly showed up in downtown cairo and started turning water into mountain dew...or something. also, official sig! Sir Gerrycheevers GUN NotM PotM UotM RotM WotM VFH VFP FP FIC NS
• For another royal asskicking this month. ^_^ I'm having a lovely vacation by the way. How's things? I miss you. You never write; never call. 'Cept Orian, he's a darling. Cheers, etc. --T. (talk) 16:16, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

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