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0. Da Happy Wanderer

“You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a ladies' man, no time for talk.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 0._Da_Happy_Wanderer

11 (number)

“It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 11

12 (number)

“Here come 'da judge!”
~ Oscar Wilde on 12

12 year olds invading the internet

“Noname is pretty cool for a 13 year old.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Noname

1337:1337

“1337n3s5 iz n3x7 2 90Dli3n355”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1337

1337:y0ur m0m

“d0n'7 (hu' 83 741k1n' 480u7 my m0mm4.”
~ Oscar Wilde on y0ur m0m

1846a

“Hmm..that wasn't very funny at all.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1846

1846b

“Now that's more funny than a barrel full of horse dubies!”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1846

1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars

“So three Pollacks walk into a nightclub. Or was that the other way around?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the 1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars

1988

1988 was a year I devoted to God, sex, drugs and school girls. I can't remember those crazy orgies without crying.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the memories of a mature and stoned sex-machine.

25

“25 is sweeter then the morning, and bolder than a thousand grease donkeys with spanners”
~ Oscar Wilde on 25

Number 9

“#9! #9! #9! #9! #9!”
~ Oscar Wilde on 9

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