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Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
Choose your poison below:

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Zaire

“Can't they just stick with one name!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zaire

Zan

“What is that thing? It's like some kind of freakish blob!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zan

Zayin

“In Israel, bees go Bזזזזזזזזז...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zayin

Zebra

“Ze garment which-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! SCKAAAA!!!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zebras

Zenith Space Command

“Where?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zenith Space Command

Zig

“MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zig

Zombie Jesus

“The only thing worse than being talked about is having Zombie Jesus eat your face off.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zombie Jesus

Zombie Pope

“I would venture that my favorite Pope is an Undead Pope.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Zombie Pope

Zombie War

“I knew this sort of thing would happen as soon as I set eyes on those suction-cup Garfield dolls.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Zombie War

Zombies

“Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zombies

Zombo.com

“The unattainable is unknown at zombo.com”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zombo.com

Zongo

“Zongo!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zongo

Zork/The Movie

“OOOOOOO I'm soooo excited about Zork: The Movie, I think I'll piss my pants.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zork: The Movie

Zork/Underworld666

“It is a fact that the only door worth opening in a text adventure game is the one labelled "Exit" - and even then it will be locked with five color-coded keys and a musical password.”
~ Oscar Wilde on doors

Zuoka

“Riiight....”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zuoka

Zwolle

“Zwolle is where my playa's at!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zwolle

Zá¦zẺX»½¼¾¿ÀÁzôÈ

“I knew I shouldn't have eaten the Zá¦zẺX»½¼¾¿ÀÁzôÈ.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zá¦zẺX»½¼¾¿ÀÁzôÈ

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